Seriously. Joke apart. No exaggeration. This is the worst God-forsaken crap I've ever had to expose my senses to. Awful acting, terrible script, CGI comparable to low-budget 80s flicks, unoriginal and predictable plot... I can't find one good thing to say about it. Except the actor playing Matt is a stud. But... holy crap. It's just... awful. Worst movie I've seen; no exception.
shareNope, there's a worse movie. 'Skeleton Man'. An American Indian 'evil incarnation' who travels around in a CAPE [with a HOOD, no less] and his face is a cheap skeleton mask they found marked down after Halloween. And his chosen weapon? A SWORD. Yeah, American Indians used those all the time. No plot. But 'Stud' Matt [Casper Van Dien] is in it, too, only he gets killed off. Lucky him.
I sat through the whole thing and only WANTED to die.
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At least she wasn't pregnant at the end.
shareFirst off, I like cheesy movies. I like bad movies. But this one... well, it's not the worst thing I've ever seen but it isn't great. If you really want to see the worst film ever made watch 'Among Us.' If I could have rated it with a negative number I would have but I had to settle for giving it a one. Compared to that movie 'The Fallen Ones' looks like a work of art.
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