Near dismemberment?


a friend tells me about this show - is there an episode where one of the guys does some kind of ritual to protect himself from harm, so someone swings a sword at his arm and nearly cuts it off?

"When I light a candle at midnight I say to the darkness I beg to differ"-Sr. Helen Prejean

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there certainly is. the bloke hacks into his arm with a big machette and its just the funniest thing, what did the funking moron whing was gonna happen.

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lol i need to watch it now

"When I light a candle at midnight I say to the darkness I beg to differ"-Sr. Helen Prejean

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you really do. i watched it with a mate and he spends ages "cleansing" himself or empowering or whatever bull he was doin and then just hacks as his arm and his expression is so funny its one of those moments where you feel like you can read his internal monologue and he just goes oh what the hell did i do that for and me and my mate just burst out laughing.
hes going i am iron mad nothing can harm me, *chop*, oh wait no im just some dude, ow, my arm.
comedy gold

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lmao

"When I light a candle at midnight I say to the darkness I beg to differ"-Sr. Helen Prejean

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Must have missed this one. If I recall they smacked a massive iron bar into a large blade held against his chest/shoulder, he stumbled back, and was left with an indentation and no sign of nigh dismemberment.

Smacking the guy with a sledgehammer when his neck was on a guillotine was better.

And you guys are taking the mick? try it and see how far you get.

Kung fu movies are like porn. There's 1 on 1, then 2 on 1, then a group scene...

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- Must have missed this one. If I recall they smacked a massive iron bar into a large blade held against his chest/shoulder, he stumbled back, and was left with an indentation and no sign of nigh dismemberment.

I dont recall that but thats not what i was talking about.


- Smacking the guy with a sledgehammer when his neck was on a guillotine was better.


- And you guys are taking the mick? try it and see how far you get.

Damn right im taking the mick. why would i try something thats so retarded. You coulnt pay me enough to hack at my arm with a machette.

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You call them retarded. Someone who does it might call you a pussy for not trying :p Why bother either way?

Kung fu movies are like porn. There's 1 on 1, then 2 on 1, then a group scene...

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- You call them retarded. Someone who does it might call you a pussy for not trying :p

Then they would be twice as retarded as i thought. So *beep* what. If someone chopped there dick of and threw it in a blender and then said you should do it to and if you didnt you were a pussy, would you think they were clever?

he hacked into his arm with a machette because he throught he was being protected by "spirits", thats pretty *beep* dumb.


- Why bother either way?

I took the mick because i saw it and it was freaking hilarious.

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I know this is a little late to reply but you didn't miss it because it wasn't on this show. It was on the other show Kick Ass Miracles.

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