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Is only me, or Reeves is usless as an actor?


He plays everywhere the same, no matter Matrix or Street Kings, he's totally unconvincing. Apart from his character the movie was GREAT !!!

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Yeah, I'd say it was you - especially if you can't tell the difference from a Neo to a Tom Ludlow!



One in a long line of the ~ HOT CHICKS ~ brigade.

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i actually thought this was one of his best performances.. but then again i dont pay much attention to keanu

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I also liked Keanu in this. He can be awful but in Street Kings he was quite good.

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indeed

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Agreed! We call him Keanu can't act Reeves, lol! He is pretty awful but he does have a pretty face so that's fine by me! :O)

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Agreed.

He's completely wooden. He shows very little facial emotion and his voice isn't much better. Plus from Street Kings I realised that when he acts it looks like he is just going through the paces exactly like the director told him...stand here...walk over there...pick that up...

I mean that style of acting suited The Matrix, but when I saw him in The Day the Earth Stood Still (regretted seeing that one!) I was like COME ON! You're not Neo! You're an Alien!

Though I do have to say in Street Kings he did act better than I expected from him.

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little facial emotion

I don't think this was the kind of part that asked for a Jim Carriesque, The Mask kind of scenery chewing you and the OP seem to be begging for.

You're not Neo! You're an Alien!

Too bad Neo was nothing like that Alien... I saw the Matrix this weekend, and the way certain people trash and nullify that part still astonishes me. Sometimes, the problem is not with the actor; it's with the viewer. Now wrap your mind around that one.



"Oh well. If we fail it's only death."

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I don't expect "Jim Carriesque" acting in the least, I simply said he expresses very little facial emotion. Now that doesn't mean going "Ace Ventura", it simply means that while his voice is portraying one emotion, his face usually doesn't quite portray the emotion. I'm not "begging" for over-the-top slapstick-style acting, I just simply believe he is not the best actor out there.

And I wasn't trashing his acting in The Matrix, that movie is awesome and his acting sits the role very well, he did a good job. I was trying to say that watching The Day the Earth Stood Still was a bit like watching Neo all over again to some extent.

Go see Doubt. Phillip Seymore Hoffman and Meryl Streep...now THATS acting.

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I don't expect "Jim Carriesque" acting in the least

I see you didn't expect hyperbole, either. Which is strange, actually: I would expect that a person who states Reeves shows "very little facial emotion", would get the meaning of ridiculous exaggeration. He expressed no more and no less what that type of character, with that background, context and set of attitudes and motivations, asked for. Of course, what other actors are praised for, Reeves just HAS to be trashed for doing exactly the same...

watching The Day the Earth Stood Still was a bit like watching Neo all over again to some extent.

And that's why I said you are just predisposed to a certain prejudice when it comes to this actor: because Klaatu and Neo are different in a psychological, motivational, and even in a physical level.

Go see Doubt. Phillip Seymore Hoffman and Meryl Streep...now THATS acting.

Yeah, I guess that's what you would think. It's all about hype, and personal bias, in the end. And a little bit of condescendence, too...



"Oh well. If we fail it's only death."

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"I see you didn't expect hyperbole, either."

I got the fact that you were deliberately exaggerating, but I still stand by my comment on his facial/vocal expressions.

"You are just predisposed to a certain prejudice when it comes to this actor: because Klaatu and Neo are different in a psychological, motivational, and even in a physical level"

You are mistaking characters for acting. I was saying watching Klaatu was like watching Neo simply because Reeves' ACTING was similar, not that the CHARACTERS were similar.

"Yeah, I guess that's what you would think. It's all about hype, and personal bias, in the end. And a little bit of condescendence, too... "

The fact that I saw this film with no prior knowledge of it at all after my mate decided to drag me along to it is beside the point then? In my country there has been NO hype around this film; not even main cinemas are playing it, I had to visit an "art" cinema to see this film. So in saying that, I formed my own opinions purely on what was shown to me.

But yes in the end this is all about personal opinions and biases, and as I said earlier, Reeves acting in this film was an exception and fitted the character, even if the acting wasn't completely brilliant.

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Huh. So you can't say Meryl Streep and Philip Seymour Hoffman are better actors than Keanu Reeves. Huh.


The usual one-sideness, knee-jerk reaction of the wanabe-movie-buff...

Different actors fit different parts. How about that, huh?


Because imagining your beloved Meryl Streep or Philip Seymour Hoffman in, say, The Matrix, makes me ROTFLOL.



"Oh well. If we fail it's only death."

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Pertaining to the original question of this thread:

IT'S YOU.

in my humble opinion

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ITA with blackrat101 - it is the OP.

You don't like him as an actor? Fine. Please don't flame the board by repeating the same old stuff some people said DECADES ago (hey, at least it was original back then). Hell, even they have moved on!

You do realise that some people actually don't like Pacino and others needed therapy after seeing Streep sing/act out 'The Winner Takes It All' (that whole scene made my skin crawl). Its called a 'personal preference' and I wouldn't presume to mock people because they don't agree with mine.

Same with Keanu - some like him, some don't. Now, did it really seem such an important issue that you had to start a huge argument about it?

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3 years later.... lol
i can totally see meryl streep or psh in matrix, as one of the council members (with dr cornel west and the others)....

:)
(not trolling i swear, just devil's advocating...)

It's mercy, compassion and forgiveness I lack. Not rationality...

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I was saying watching Klaatu was like watching Neo simply because Reeves' ACTING was similar, not that the CHARACTERS were similar.

Listen, if I (and I take it, you) never read scripts for any of those two movies, how can I (or you...) tell they were two different characters? I tell you how: because they were played differently. I state again: Neo was NOTHING like Klaatu, his attitude, manerisms, speech patern were different. If this is not acting, then, OK, I don't know what is such a thing. And in that case, nor do I care, actually.

Really, how long since you've seen The Matrix?... Because it honestly boggles me a person should say such honestly say such a thing, without it being simply a case of the usual "follow what critics spit out without giving it much thought"...

In my country there has been NO hype around this film; not even main cinemas are playing it, I had to visit an "art" cinema to see this film.

Well, the fact that you had to visit an "art" cinema in order to see it is, too, in a way, a way to "hype" it, or, better yet, to place that movie in your mind as a higher class type of film.




"Oh well. If we fail it's only death."

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"Follow what critics spit out without giving it much thought"? I make my own decisions on how I feel about a film.

And I do not classify having to go to an "art" cinema to see Doubt as hype. The Dark Knight, that's hype. Me trusting my mates taste in film and going to see a movie I know nothing about is not hype, and the fact is that the cinema we went to was the only place showing it. And as a "higher class of film", well technically it isn't one that's going to appeal to the mainstream audiences, not making it a higher class of film but simply making it one that will appeal to a certain demographic, therefore playing it in a cinema where that demographic will be is simply logic.

The funniest thing in all of this ckage is that I'm willing to accept your opinion as exactly that, where as you're trying to bulldoze me into accepting your opinion. What initially started off as a one-off comment has been blown out of proportion. Yes I do believe Keanu Reeves is a poor actor. No, Klaatu is not exactly like Neo. Reeves bland acting just carries across in both films is all I meant. I simply find Reeves a very bland actor in general, WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THIS FILM.

And quite frankly, reducing your conversation to sarcasm and light insult isn't necessary.

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I simply said he expresses very little facial emotion.
Not so. His character is sort of a thuggish big tough guy. What do you want, Home Alone antics?

Take a look at him when he's saluting in the funeral scene. Pause the film with Jay Mohr and I think Forest Whitaker on the other side of him. Compare their salutes--even then when he's saluting and they're standing perfectly still--you can see the emotion in the way he salutes perfectly. Jay Mohr's salute is sort of half-hearted and Forest Whitakers is relaxed. Keanu looks like he knows exactly how to salute and when he does in that scene, even his salute is acting--if that makes sense. His respect for his fallen friend comes through in his hand tension and perfect positioning--IMO.

His character is tough guy--not an emotional nitwit.

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I'd say it's a bit harsch to say he is useless as an actor. Sure, he is no Robert De Niro. But when he get the right roles he plays them well enogue.
He is not really a pretty face actor, so he most be having something that makes directors wanting to work with him. Honestly, I do believe they know more about acting then most of us.

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He is not really a pretty face actor


Alternative Universe whatchamacallit!!





"Oh well. If we fail it's only death."

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He was awesome in Bill & Ted (the first one) but he could have been replaced in the rest of his films.

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he could have been replaced in the rest of his films.


No. Just... no.



"Oh well. If we fail it's only death."

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Yup....he'd even be crap in a "surprise buttsex" poster because his facial expression always remains the same.

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Not just you. He is mediocre.

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You are not alone - If Reeves was a colour he would be beige

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The fact that someone is continually employing Keanu as an actor tells me his acting abilities aren't entirely "useless". Reeves isn't a great actor by any stretch of the imagination, but he's familiar, and audiences gravitate to his movies (most of the time). I don't think he's as bad as some people make him out to be. It becomes a bit of a cliche to trash Keanu's acting. Seriously, if everyone thought he stinks up the screen, I doubt any studio would ever put him in a movie. The fact that he's done as many movies as he's done shows he's got some longevity, and I don't think he's going away anytime soon.

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I don't think the studios care what they think about Keanu's acting, only what kind of a draw he is. He might not be able to act himself out of a phone booth, but if he sells tickets and popcorn and DVDs, then he's as good as Olivier to them.

Keanu is a lot like Alan Ladd. Both have this impassive face which, in some vehicles, comes off as wooden, in others as perfect for the character. For example, you had Ladd in This Gun for Hire, Shane and The Great Gatsby, where you want to see behind the enigmatic face that hints at deeper pools, but can't. Ilkewise, the Keanu "blank" was perfect for My Own Private Idaho, in which the narcoleptic River Phoenix reached out for an emotional lifeline that Keanu didn't possess; and it even worked in Devil's Advocate to play off of Pacino's over-the-top Satan.

I used to live on Larrabee, right below the Viper Room. I was there that night. There's a legend that Keanu was there, too, but exited quickly, as River lay dying on the sidewalk. It's untrue, but the scenario is a great replay of Idaho.

Keanu can be great when the right role comes to him, which it rarely does.

Remember, too, that he's been hit by lots of situations that would leave any sensitive guy with a permanently stunned look: his pusher dad, River's death, Keanu's stillborn baby by his girlfriend, who was later killed in a car crash, his sister's leukemia. Also, Keanu has done lots of unpublicised good deeds. It could be that right now in his life he looks at movies as just a well-paying job to support other needs and interests. So, maybe what we're seeing is less than total dedication to his craft. "Going through the motions" is the impression I get.

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He might not be able to act himself out of a phone booth

That was funny the first time I heard it. Not any more.
It could be that right now in his life he looks at movies as just a well-paying job to support other needs and interests.

I'd have to disagree with that.

Keanu has said many times that he has more money than he will ever need - he gives a lot of it away for this reason - and the only reason why he continues making films is because he loves acting and wants to improve his craft. People who have worked with him have described him as a highly dedicated actor who is very serious about his profession. He always does tons of pre-film research, and is said to be his own worst critic.

Meanwhile I don't think he was anywhere near 'blank' in The Devil's Advocate.

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Wasn't trying to be funny and couldn't care less if you "have to disagree with that." Shouldn't have posted to you -- wasn't looking for your approval. You really don't know wtf you're talking about. You really try too hard. Enjoy your little life, fangirl.

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Wasn't trying to be funny

Ok.
and couldn't care less if you "have to disagree with that."

It's just an expression. How else do I preface my counter opinion?
You really don't know wtf you're talking about.

And you do?

Hey, I thought my post was polite. I don't know what I did to invite your ad hominems.

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He's not Deniro or anything but I like him in some movies

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WORD !!! let's agree to this: he is wooden and his voice-skills at times are REALLY
unconvincing (constantine anyone *roll eyes*), but nevertheless i enjoy my popcorn
in his movies, since none of the movies have the depth to be arguing so much about
it ;)




"best/worst-movie-ever"-idiots don't deserve to watch movies at all ...

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let's agree to this


Let's not. If nothing else, his voice was p-e-r-f-e-c-t in Constantine, and, in turn, that character has n-o-t-h-i-n-g to do with plenty of other characters he has played (for example, Ted is the most obvious, easy for you to understand, type of character).

And yes, I'm also sure movies like The Matrix and A Scanner Darkly have absolutly no "depth" at all.

Really, at least inform yourself before trying to force a consensus.



"Oh well. If we fail it's only death."

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I just saw this movie last night on cable...and regret I went against my impulse to see it in the theaters. He really did do a good job in this one, I thought, one of his better performances. Granted, that could be due to the director and writing, but still, this could've been a whole lot worse. Makes me wonder how good Keanu would be if a director came along and really kicked his ass (push him hard, not literally kick hi--you get the point). Yeah, he does keep getting employment by the studioheads since he is a draw, charisma or whatever it is. It's funny, because if it was a choice and I had to pick between a Reeves or Leonardo DiCaprio flick, I'd go with Keanu without a doubt.

Leo wants to be taken so seriously and it makes you not want to do exactly that, while Keanu is more 'this is where I'm at, take it or leave it' while tryin gto get better. Plus, head to head, Keanu's made way more entertaining movies.




No thumbs up or down with me...you get 'The Finger' or you don't.

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well,
a scanner darkly and matrix being deep movies because
keanu "please-overlook-my-stiffnes" reeves is a "good
actor" is a ridiciously banal argument, eejit *rolleyes*




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Yes, because, after all, he was ONLY the main character in BOTH of those movies... Therefore, those movies being good CAN'T have anything to do with Keanu Reeves. </sarcasm>

Way to te totally obtuse there. Also, given his respect for the source material in a Scanner Darkly, as well as the fact that the Matrix probably would not have been made if Keanu didn't jump in, since many other grade A actors turned the part down, only goes to show how strange it is for you to trash his work.

And, banality?! You mean, like setting up your opinion-as-fact banality? Like you did on your first post? Yeah, I guess so.



That's not opinion.That's science and science is one cold-hearted bitch with a 14''strap-on.

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"Yes, because, after all, he was ONLY the main character in BOTH of those movies.
Therefore, those movies being good CAN'T have anything to do with Keanu Reeves."

totally correct. no sarcasm here.

they were good movies, because the screenplays and the fashion the were presented
were really good. that's all. the matrix and a scanner darkly were NOT good because
of keanu-"please-don't-wonder-about-my-stiff-face-and-overacted-voice"-reeves.

... the were good because of the great stories they tell, eejit.

when the matrix was in the theatres and keanu said "i know kung fu.", i yelled
"well, yes. but you can't act !!!" ... people were LOLing for a whole minute,
so get a grasp, enjoy the really entertaining movies but don't pretent to really
think that keanu-"i-hope-nobody-notices"-reeves is a good actor.

how is this keanu-bloke not always playing the same guy ??? have a good
look (and try to tone down the gayness clouding your judgement *wink*)





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You HAD to pick on that, didn't you?...

Well, let me clarify it, then: not only both of those movies where good BECAUSE of Keanu's contribution, they owe the fact they even EXIST to Keanu Reeves, too.

The Matrix's script rolled around for ages because the different actors contacted for the role of Neo didn't understand the story/ didn't see any relevance to it/ were busy with something else (and something else not necessarily better, like Will Smith's Wild Wild West...). The project was only green-lit when Keanu Reeves agreed to the role. And not only he agreed to it, but entered the project head on not just by reading loads of related literature (that would make many of the detractors who spew he's nothing but an dummy scratch their poor heads) the brothers gave him, but also by putting his personal health on stake by committing to months of physical training after serious neck surgery.

A Scanner Darkly: if script and movie were as faithful to the book as they were, its because both director and main actor went out of their ways to respect the story. Mostly because Keanu Reeves has been a strong fan of K.Dick's work for years. To the point where Philip K. Dick's family personally supported this movie. And I don't expect for you to know what this means, but K.Dicks family is not usually that supportive of the author's based on books-movies, outside of this one. Another point, this movie is yet ANOTHER one of those flicks that only got the greenlight after Keanu jumped in. Also, I'm sure you sucked up to Robert Downey Jr. performance in this flick, right? Well, guess what: he only agreed to step in AFTER he heard Keanu had picked up the project.

As for your pathetic "joke" over the Matrix line, it's sad, the only thing you can take away from his performance in that movie is your pitiful attempts at slamming his acting, or that you think that astonishing opinion of yours is so noteworthy it deserves to interrupt a movie with. The only thing that's funny is you mentioning this as if it proves anything else other than the fact you were being an overbearing ass. I only hope the rest of the audience did not have such "stiff" interpretation capacities as your own, and was actually laughing AT you.

And playing the "same guy", you say? So do tell, HowTF is the character from Street Kings the same has Keanu Reeves' character in Bill and Ted, and by the way, how these two are anything like the character in Something’s Gotta Give? If you look at these three and go on with that "same guy" inanity, I must say I really, really pity those previously mentioned interpretation and discernment skills you have there...

I'll check my eye wear AFTER you remove those coarse-ignorance goggles of yours. Not holding my breath, though. I’m sure you’ll ignore/not understand the implications of what I’ve said but, hell, this is the very definition of pearls before swine.




That's not opinion.That's science and science is one cold-hearted bitch with a 14''strap-on.

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whether in the matrix', nor in the TSD scripts, keanu
"not-that-great-of-an-actor" reeves has been involved in.
... so stick it *grin*

he is just the main actor of both of these movies and didn't
do more than the directors told them too care about (you don't
seem to understand how the process of making a movie is carried
out).

well, you know what? we leave it at this:
keanu ist to you a great actor. and to me a stiff face with over-
acted voice, who happens to act always almost the same (sometimes
a little more, sometimes a little less malcasted, so to speak).


and so, everybody is happy, since this is a matter of opinion, both
of us told ours and there is only left for us to repeat them or get
offtopic.







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he is just the main actor of both of these movies and didn't
do more than the directors told them too care about

Thank you for proving that you know NOTHING at all about what you're talking about. Bolds mine:

"Keanu brought complete and utter 100-per-cent dedication, the likes of which we've never seen. He made a maniacal effort. This guy trained for months and months. He put himself through insane torture. By the end of the movie he had physically lost four inches off his waist. I can't stop singing his praises."
- Larry Wachowski (writer and director, Matrix trilogy) - "What is the Matrix?" - Guardian (UK) - 4th Jun 1999

"He's really a dedicated craftsman who's most relentless on himself until he gets it right. He has a severe intensity. After a take, he'd step outside and you'd hear him just cursing himself. Just shouting, loudly, at himself."
- Sam Raimi (director, The Gift), "Zen and the Art of Keanu Reeves" - Vanity Fair (US) - Feb 2001

"He's the last one to give himself a break, to know when the work is good. There were days when that kind of thing would piss me off. He wears his pain on his sleeve, no question. Nobody stands in Keanu's way more than Keanu."
- Steven Baigelman (writer and director, Feeling Minnesota), "Why Keanu Reeves Won't Sell His Soul" - Premiere (US) - Sep 1997

"Keanu beats himself up on set. He has very high expectations of what the standard of work should be, but he never pressures me or the other actors."
- Hugo Weaving (costar, Matrix trilogy), "End of the Revolutions" - Starburst (UK) - Dec 2003

"He arrived having learned it from beginning to end, every single solitary word that Hamlet has to speak and most of the other characters' words as well. It amazed me how easily he could pull out quotes from other characters in the play to reference back to his own. His knowledge was encyclopaedic, not only of Hamlet but also of other Shakespeare plays and of the revenge tragedies which were the bases for Hamlet."
- Richard Hurst (Keanu's line coach for Hamlet), "Keanu" by Sheila Johnston

"Look you’ve got to hand it to Keanu. He is a fanatic. He approached it like an athlete: He just trained and trained. I think it was his perfectionism that made the other actors do the same thing. When they saw him do it, they all did it."
- Joel Silver (producer, Matrix trilogy), "Finding Neo" - Premiere (US) - Feb 2005

"Working with him first-hand, it's a nice surprise because I realize he's a very talented man. He's so anal about his work."
- Djimon Hounsou (costar, Constantine), “Hell Bent” - Sci-Fi Magazine (US) - Feb 2005

"Everytime he’ll do a take like, “Oh that sucks, let’s just go again.” He’s talking to himself, but it sounds like he’s yelling at somebody."
- Richard Linklater (director, A Scanner Darkly), "Finding Neo" - Premiere (US) - Feb 2005

"We sat around discussing the philosophy and the metaphors of the script. We knew it would take a maniacal commitment from someone, and Keanu was our maniac."
- Larry and Andy Wachowski (writers and directors, Matrix trilogy), "Reality Bytes" - Entertainment Weekly (US) - 9th Apr 1999

"If he feels he's bad in a scene, he'll go home pissed off, come back to set pissed off, and then he'll try to focus."
- Shia LaBeouf (costar, Constantine), "Finding Neo" - Premiere (US) - Feb 2005

Question: Were you there when Keanu was doing his fighting?

Laurence: I stayed away from that fight. It was too hot in there for me. The lights they had in there were just nuts and it was one of those really tedious things. Also, Keanu can be really hard on himself. I don't really like- - I don't enjoy being around him when he's being hard on himself.

Question: Why is he hard on himself?

Laurence: He just is because he gives a sh!t

- "Laurence Fishburne interview" - CHUD (US) - May 7, 2003

"Keanu is exceptional. He is a super perfectionist, always dissatisfied with his own performance, even when I think it's very good! I tried my best to match the level that he was looking for."
- Yuen Wo Ping (fight choreographer, Matrix trilogy), "End of the Revolutions" - Starburst (UK) - Dec 2003

"The guy never stops. He kept pushing me, like, “This other Philip K. Dick book, here’s what he says about this—I got the German bits translated.” I think he sits in his hotel room and works."
- Richard Linklater, "Finding Neo" - Premiere (US) - Feb 2005

"The thing that impressed me on the first day was how much work he had done. This was not going to be a star turn or a walk in the park."
- Stephen Russell (costar, Hamlet), "The Wild One. Keanu Reeves on Sex, Hollywood and Life on the Run." - Vanity Fair (US) - 12th Jan 1995

"He was so consumed to that role. He talked about it night and day, he worked on it consistently, he was always thinking about it, he would call Lewis in the middle of the night."
- Shael Risman on Keanu's commitment to Romeo & Juliet, "Keanu" by Sheila Johnston

"Keanu is very hard on himself. Halfway through a take he will very often swear violently and stomp off into a corner. At first it's very disconcerting, but what you gradually realize is that he's only angry with himself and has no other way of expressing it. One of the things I learned to do with Keanu was, in a sense, protect him from his own anger."
- Jon Amiel (director, Tune in Tomorrow)

"A lot of actors don't want to do rehearsal or even utter the words, but Keanu loves it. And there's not one line of the script that he hasn't really thought out."
- Chris Evans (costar, Street Kings), "Keanu's got a gun" - National Post (Ca) - 4th Apr 2008

"It wasn't any prima donna *beep* like 'Look, I can only work from nine to five. After five o'clock, I'm done, I gotta get home, I gotta do this, do that.' Keanu was the first one there, the last one to leave. So, I just found him inspiring."
- Jada Pinkett Smith

"Keanu is a very disciplined guy. He brought a tremendous amount of creativity to the script process and we spent a long time going over it - line by line, page by page - trying to scrutinise it for logic and also trying to rid the script of anything that was intuitively suspect."
- Scott Derrickson (director, The Day the Earth Stood Still), "Keanu Barada Nikto" - Empire (UK) - Dec 2008

"Keanu was amazing. He put his life and career on hold for four months to learn to do the fights in Matrix. Even after intense training and with all the precautions, the actors would hurt their wrists and ribs on a daily basis. Keanu never complained or played the prima donna."
- Joel Silver, "Keanu's Edge" - RTE Guide (Irl) - 12th Nov 1999

"Keanu is an intense actor. He works hard on his part and is devoted to it and I admired him for that."
- Al Pacino (costar, The Devil's Advocate), "Keanu worshipped Al" - TV Week (Aus) - 3rd Jan 1998

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This is NOT a matter of opinion. When it comes to this point at least, this is a matter of FACT, and you are wrong.

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how is this keanu-bloke not always playing the same guy ??? have a good
look

Been there, done that, you are wrong.

1. http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b9/anakinmcfly/winm/charcollage.jpg
2. http://whoaisnotme.blogspot.com/2008/08/for-posteritys-sake.html
3. www.whoaisnotme.net/cdb/cdbpt1.htm
4. www.whoaisnotme.net/cdb/cdbpt2.htm
5. www.whoaisnotme.net/cdb/cdbpt3.htm

EDIT to add: 6. http://z15.invisionfree.com/WINM_Forums/index.php?showtopic=4
7. http://z15.invisionfree.com/WINM_Forums/index.php?showtopic=5

That's how.

(and try to tone down the gayness clouding your judgement *wink*)

What does gayness have to do with anything?

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homophobe? ... alright :) (i'll let you be *grin*)

wow, a lot of pictures of keanu-"i-act-always-the-same"-reeves ... great.

and what do theese many haircuts mean to you? (thats the only thing
making him different on these pics. how he looked, not his acting).


anyhoo, ... let's agree to this:
keanu is your acting god and i keep laughing at his really lame acting.
deal? what you call "a masterpiece" and "a great performance" i call "a
great and entertaining shallow hollywood popcornfest with a lot of fun".

we both go home with a smile of our faces. so i'll
get over keanus bad acting and just enjoy his movies.
and if you want to think his acting is superb, just do.

but please, don't expect the same opinion from anyone who knows better ...







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homophobe? ... alright :) (i'll let you be *grin*)

I haven't a clue what you're on about. Although I'd be interested in your take on this thread: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000206/board/flat/142586868
wow, a lot of pictures of keanu-"i-act-always-the-same"-reeves ... great.

and what do theese many haircuts mean to you? (thats the only thing
making him different on these pics. how he looked, not his acting).



Thank you for conveniently ignoring the WORDS on those links. Completely different character analyses taken from nothing but Keanu's onscreen performance. Not to mention that one of those links had pictures only from The Matrix. Exactly the same haircut, different expressions.

How about countering that, instead, huh?

Thank you for also showing that you are seriously blind to differing facial expressions.
but please, don't expect the same opinion from anyone who knows better ...

You have showed with every single post you've made that you do not know better at all.


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to say that keanu is a great actor is to
say: "i don't have a clue about acting".

... and that is really not a problem for me.



have a good life :)




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Nice cop-out.

1. How about you try addressing some of the points we've made, or at least acknowleding their existence?

2. People who, according to you, don't have a clue about acting:
Al Pacino
Gene Hackman
Dennis Hopper
Diane Keaton
Sam Raimi
Roger Ebert (long time film critic)
Roger Lewis (London's The Sunday Times Shakespeare critic; do you suggest that he resign?)
Larry and Andy Wachowski
Quentin Tarantino
Lawrence Kasdan
Kathryn Bigelow
Will Smith
Vincent D'Onofrio
Ron Nyswaner
Jan de Bont
Talor Hackford
Charlize Theron

^ all those people have praised Keanu's acting, sometimes effusively. Not all have worked with him or ever would, so sucking up is not really a factor.

Now I'd like you to go to the boards of those people and tell their fans that they don't have a clue about acting. Or else I'll do it for you.

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"many haircuts"? Nevermind, this guy's either lacking a pair of glasses, or just trolling his way out of an argument he lost.



That's not opinion.That's science and science is one cold-hearted bitch with a 14''strap-on.

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since none of the movies have the depth to be arguing so much about
it ;)

The Matrix. Watch it.

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well, that is as deep as you can get ... the matrix.
*laugh* (try a book from time to time, eejit)



*giggle* the matrix ... deep ... (dude, you made my day ... again)



like i already told you: think what you want. that doesn't make it true.

keanu is not a great actor (in comparsion to ALL the ones you
named). just get a biiiig bag of popcorn and enjoy his movies,
(like i do) but don't fool yourself in hoping to convince anyone
who knows better.

i love, how you can't stand me telling you the truth, btw.
if iam a troll, you are a trollfeeder and not one bit better.

let's see how you answer again and again *yawn*



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if iam a troll

Well, that would explain why you're consistently ignoring every single point we make, preferring instead to drop your little condescending comments and giggles and yawns in the face of pro-Keanu arguments that you obviously can't rebut, because if you could, you would actually attempt to respond to them, instead of resorting instead to false ad hominems and logical fallacies.

Thank you for solving the mystery of your continued imperviousness to anything we say. Your lack of ability to counter our arguments means that our points still stand, and that any observer will be able to see that you lost the debate long ago.

So: continue talking to yourself, continue thinking what you think is true, and the rest of us shall go on with our lives knowing that we have the facts to back us up, as opposed to your modus operandi of insulting us and pretending that they work as arguments. Good day.

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why not just get over the fact, that keanu-"i-have-a-stiff-face-and-a-total-
pretentious-voice"-reeves just doesn't make it into the "great actors" in this
world ?

my guess is, that you did never cope with people having another opinion
than yours ... but well, that is not your fault (it' your parents *shrug*)


and a nice day to you too :)




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why not just get over the fact, that keanu-"i-have-a-stiff-face-and-a-total-
pretentious-voice"-reeves just doesn't make it into the "great actors" in this
world ?

I don't believe ANY of us claimed that Reeves makes it into the great actors in this world. All we were saying is that he is NOT completely useless as an actor, and have consistently succeeded in providing solid evidence to back up our claims, whereas all you have done is levelled insults at us and pretended as though they counted for anything.
my guess is, that you did never cope with people having another opinion
than yours ... but well, that is not your fault (it' your parents *shrug*)

Wow. You know even less about me than you know about Reeves. And fyi my parents have a lot of opinions that I don't share.

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well done, you have finally accepted the fact that
keanu-"but-iam-trying-so-hard"-reeves is not a great
actor.

i mean, how could he. with his stiff face and over-
pretentious voice. well, it is kind of an obvious
thing for everyone with some sense of good acting.



well, now let's enjoy one of his shallow movies and share some popcorn ;)







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^STRAW-MAN BS above.

That's all this poster's got: shytty and low-life argument strategies.


That's not opinion.That's science and science is one cold-hearted bitch with a 14''strap-on.

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*tucks ckage in*

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Ah... Comfy!

That's not opinion.That's science and science is one cold-hearted bitch with a 14''strap-on.

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*kills the fish and stores it in the fridge for tomorrow's sushi breakfast*

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yeah, whatever, dude *yawn*

that doesn't make keanu-"oops-my-face-got-even-stiffer"-reeves not one jota a better actor, btw :)




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Keanu Reeves isn't an "actor"...

Daniel Day Lewis, Tom Hanks, Al Pacino, Don Cheadle are actors.

Keanu is a "Movie star", just the way that Bruce Willis, Jason Statham, and Wesley Snipes (was) are.

Some, like Denzel Washington, Tom Cruise, and Ed Norton are a bit of both.

Just my theory on it.

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Keanu Reeves isn't an "actor"... Keanu is a "Movie star"

Q: Considering you're a movie star, you manage to keep a pretty low profile.
Keanu:
I'm not a movie star. Movie stars are...Tom Cruise is a movie star.

What are you then?
Keanu:
An actor.

www.whoaisnotme.net/articles/1995_11xx_kea.htm


"I'm not a movie star," says Reeves. "I'm not because I don't want to be. I just want people to dig what I do.
www.whoaisnotme.net/articles/1991_0712_ons.htm

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oooooooooooooooooooh !!! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeell, ...

if keanu-"i-so-would-like-to-appear-as-a-serious-actor"-reeves
says it, the mcfly-geek will believe it *pointing finger and laughing*

and if i'd say i am an astronaut, mcfly will totally believe this too *laugh*



anyways, mcgeek-eejits opinion aside ... let's get real:
keanu-"i-am-too-stiff-to-make-anybody-believe-i-can-act-"-reeves is not a good
actor (not even an actor per sé, as anybody realizes, but mcfly). period. *shrug*




(hey, i'm really having fun playing with this kids emotions
about keeanu-"stiff-face-and-pretentious-voice"-reeves *giggle*)



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You have an excess of vowels.

if keanu-"i-so-would-like-to-appear-as-a-serious-actor"-reeves
says it, the mcfly-geek will believe it *pointing finger and laughing*

You must live a sad, sad life if you think anything everyone says is a lie. How do you get by with no one to trust?
and if i'd say i am an astronaut, mcfly will totally believe this too *laugh*

Are you in the habit of lying? If so, this would explain why you expect everyone else to be doing the same. Can't help you there, then.
anyways, mcgeek-eejits opinion aside ... let's get real:
keanu-"i-am-too-stiff-to-make-anybody-believe-i-can-act-"-reeves is not a good
actor (not even an actor per sé, as anybody realizes, but mcfly). period. *shrug*

You repeating the same thing over and over again doesn't make something true. All you've done in this thread is say that Keanu isn't a good actor, "period". Whereas I've actually provided support for my argument that he is a good actor, or at least a capable one. If you think that you're still winning the argument when all you've done so far is say the exact same thing with different amounts of giggling, then, well, I guess there's no sense in arguing with someone as deluded as you are.

Also, why are you using 'geek' as though it's some form of insult? Yeah, I'm a geek, and proud of it. Better a geek than some close-minded giggling moron who can't spell.

And I shall give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that you don't have e-mail alerts, rather than the alternative of you needing more than a month to come up with a reply. Feel free to correct me if I have overestimated your intelligence.

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yay, there you are ... okay, so let's start anew:

keanu is a terrible, horrible actor (not even this).

... your turn, geeky mcfly :)


(like i said, it very entertaining to push your buttons)


btw,
sorry, for misspelling sometimes, my friend. english is not my mother tongue.
(which makes me even more intelligent than you, since you surely do not even
speak several languages *wink*)


you do not even notice that i have been pulling your leg for lotsa posts already *eejit*






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keanu is a terrible, horrible actor (not even this).

... your turn, geeky mcfly :)

What brings you to believe that Keanu is a terrible, horrible actor?

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seriously? you did not notice? okay, kiddo. i'll tell ya:

his totally stiff face and his pretentious voice ... *g*

and the fact that "neo" has been in over 40 movies already :)




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his totally stiff face

How are these stiff faces?

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg108/taifunu/IMDB%20stuff/thegift- 131.jpg
http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg108/taifunu/IMDB%20stuff/kr8f7f36 _.jpg
http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg108/taifunu/IMDB%20stuff/lakedvd_ 50.jpg

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb320/ckage_album/mugs/pictureofhea lth.jpg
http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb320/ckage_album/mugs/goo.jpg
http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb320/ckage_album/mugs/awww.jpg
http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb320/ckage_album/mugs/mfk_hippie.j pg
http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb320/ckage_album/mugs/teheee.jpg
http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb320/ckage_album/mugs/classy.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b9/anakinmcfly/nsong48.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b9/anakinmcfly/nsong34.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b9/anakinmcfly/nsong21.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b9/anakinmcfly/nsong13.jpg

and his pretentious voice ... *g*

That is a matter of taste. I don't find his voice anywhere near pretentious. It's just Canadian accented.
and the fact that "neo" has been in over 40 movies already :)

Wouldn't this make him a good actor? Terrible, horrible actors do not get hired for over 40 movies. They drop off the face of Hollywood within a couple or so films in which they get paid to stand around, look pretty, and scream a lot while eaten by monsters.

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wow, even i have more expressions while getting a bj.
but *lol* good to have you around for gathering all of
this nice pics for me *patpatpat* ... more please ...

btw, i liked this one best.
http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb320/ckage_album/mugs/goo.jpg
(on this one he looks like he is taking a dump, which really fits his "acting")

and having to endure "neo" in 40 movies is not him "acting"
great at all. it just is him always "acting" the same ... ;)

dude, it is like somebody else already wrote: he is by far NOT an actor, he
is just a moviestar. but, dry your tears, man. and don't get me wrong, i enjoy
movies with him "stiffing" around, but from time to time i need to see someone
acting real good. and not that unconvincing.

and his pretencious voice is not pretencious because of his canadian accent.
it doesn't matter if he days "out" or "ewht" :) i am not bothered by that at
all. i rather mean that it is totally stiff (like his face), unconvincing and
totally pretencious.


... well, dude, i'm off.
see ya soon, my dear geeky mcfriend :P




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wow, even i have more expressions while getting a bj.

Evidence please.
(on this one he looks like he is taking a dump, which really fits his "acting")

Ah, so you do see a difference between the expressions.
and having to endure "neo" in 40 movies is not him "acting"

You making unsubstantiated comments is not you proving anything. What would you consider to be 'neo'? How is Ted, for instance, anything like Neo?

And seeing as how you've sat through 40 Keanu films, which is more than I have, I'd say that makes you a closeted fan in denial.
i rather mean that it is totally stiff (like his face),

I don't see how you can get 'totally stiff' from those pictures. See an optician.

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"Evidence please. "

:)

you want to see me getting a bj? hm, i don't swing that
way, but if at least you get off doing it: be my guest.
(i don't think my gal has something against letting some
desperate geek watch *g*).




"Ah, so you do see a difference between the expressions"

never said that they aren't different expressions ...
only that they suck and are not convincing at all *shrug*




"And seeing as how you've sat through 40 Keanu films, which is
more than I have, I'd say that makes you a closeted fan in denial"

now you see. you can not even argue with me about keanu "stiffy"
reeves, since you did not even see as much movies, with that pre-
tentious hack, as i did :D

... and again (since you tend to forget that i wrote this a few
times now): I ENJOY HIS MOVIES A LOT !!! BUT HE IS JUST A HACK
COMPARED TO REAL ACTORS !!! (get it now, geeks? ... good movies,
but very bad or at least unconvincing acting from "the stiffler")




"I don't see how you can get 'totally stiff' from those pictures."

poor geek, i didn't see it on the pics, moron ... i see it in EVERY
movie with him ;) ... and ... did you already forget this: i watched
so more movies with him. i am in a so much better position to judge
over his acting than you *wink*











ps:
sorry for letting you hang on for a few weeks (i know that you are eager
to have this tremendously important conversation with me as much as i do)

... i'll be back to toy with you later, okidoky ? ... mr. mcgeeks ;)








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This is a reply to jacksflicks post. I should have quoted but I didn't and now I don't want to. I have an weird irritation about reposting posts over and over in replies, it is unfounded and irrational but there it is.
I never follow movies based on the actor. It's all in the story for me. Since some of the movies Keanu Reeves plays in are not stories that engage me, I have not followed all his work. But as a frustrated actor myself, it's hard to sit by and let a working actor get bashed. If he's earning his money doing what he wants to do, he's ahead of me in one respect.

Here is what I wrote originally.



What a wonderful and thoughtful reply. I didn't make the Alan Ladd connection, but I too feel that Reeves chooses or is cast in the parts he plays for a reason, and that's where I leave it. Never gave it much thought until I saw the thread, which I thought was a bit harsh, but hey, free thought and opinion are gifts.

The rest of your post was very kind. I never follow 'entertainment' news, and what has happened to and around Keanu Reeves has certainly not been entertaining. It has been tragic. It's really inspiring that he has not gone off the rails, as so many of us do, and I hope he has a happier life from now on.

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