I used to be an atheist...


...but when I finished this movie (and yes, I completed it, I even watched the credits) I felt like my life had flashed before my eyes. It's like there was a huge empty space created inside of me after I watched it. All the joy, happiness, sensibility, courage, dignity, was all gone. All of it. Gone with the wind. I could barely get out of my chair, it was like my legs forced me to stay in the chair and watch it. From that moment on, I knew for sure that this was Satan's work. Both Uli Lommel and Daniel are most likely controlled by demons, and both of them are inhuman. I mean, they can't be human. Impossible. People like Hitler and Stalin were terrible people, but they were AT LEAST human. Their intentions were never to bring humanity to an end, they just did what they thought was right. But since I watched Daniel - Der Zauberer, I have never been able to get that cruel, inhuman, film out of my head. It just stays with me, it's like some sort of curse. It's like Satan himself possessed me.

By all means, if you appreciate life, and if you just have a small part of sensibility inside of you, do not watch it. Unless you want to lose your sanity just like I'm about to do. If that's the case, then I can strongly recommend watching Daniel - Der Zauberer, because it's assured to take your sanity away from you, and aside from that, everything that you have ever appreciated since the day you were born.

Before it's too late for me to type, I just wanted you all to know that this cruel piece of soul possession should be burned immediately. Everything that exists on the internet about Daniel - Der Zauberer must be erased, in order to bring peace to the future, to the coming generations. Anyone that have in any way supported this movie must never breathe air again. Long live humanity.

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Wow, I don't even remember writing that, must have been real wasted. Anyway the movie is almost that bad lol.

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Well, at least it turned you to Jesus.


"...nothing is left of me, each time I see her..." - Catullus

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No, no, it turned him away from Satan, silly.

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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

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wow.

Darling, I've been killing spiders since I was 30.

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Who took my toast?

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While I find your genereal conclusion 100% agreeable, I want to say that Uli Lommel and Daniel are not inhuman or possessed.
They are just 100% free of any talent in their respective discipline.

I know I know, Lommel was once praised for his work etc., but his recent stuff ...*shakes head and stops typing before said head will explode*

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People rarely agree with me when I'm sober. Guess I'm gonna start drinking some more haha.

Ulli did make a few interesting movies in the past, but yeah, he's become garbage recently. And Daniel der Zauberer is not even the worst I've seen. Claiming he is possessed by demons is an almost believable explanation. But hell, guess you can't blame the poor guy for trying.

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You ended on a high note, you big optimist!

I must confess to a sick fascination with this movie. The cheap photoshopped squalor of the poster promises many dark pleasures, and the screams of pain from reviewers are a challenge in themselves - surely it can't be that bad?

Can it?

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Clearly, you do not understand what Atheism is. Horrible movies turn people Atheist, because they remove any belief that a God would allow such a thing to happen.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5GZIDnMzZQ Why does Canada need a queen?

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sounds like he is saying the movie was soooooooooo horrible that i reignited his faith. suggesting that if something that evil could exist, then maybe there could be a force in complete opposition to that evil. i personally that is by the most hilarious post i have read on IMDB to date.

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I personally that is by the most hilarious post I have read on IMDB to date.


You accidentally a word.

"It's too late... Always has been, always will be...
Too late."

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I know I'm three years late to this party, but you made me laugh so much I had no choice but to throw my opinion into the mix. You should really make that an actual review for the film. It's absolutely hilarious.

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