Best or Funniest Moment So Far

Yeah the dance sequence last week was quality. But the chat about the difference between dwarves and midgets - hilarious!

And for me the best quote so far is most definately this : "You have no respect for women have you Patrick"
"No, cos they only want you for one thing. Everything!"



We will dance like no one is watching

For me, Max's "Magnet and Steele" TV show idea. Closely followed by the A Team spoof, where they break out of Noddy Hodler's garage.
Although the flashback scene where all the bouncers are taking the michael out of Max's girlfriend, and he headbutts one, was hilarious to.

The lionesses realized they killed a tofudebeest- one of the Serengeti's obnoxious health antelopes

I have to agree whith the chat about midgets and dwarves "Dwarves are in the circus and do cartwheels"

I also thought the bit at the end of last weeks show when Paddy has a five knuckle shuffle and all the shouting that went on afterwards was funny too.

I don't care what the pompous so and so says on the main comment, I have found the first two shows highly amusing with a few real belters of belly laughs.

I thought 'How DURE ya, how DURE ya' was soooooo funny!!!! Max's voice is hysterical anyway but when his voice went all posh, it just killed me!!!! Peter Kay is the best.

"The greatest thing you'll ever learn, is just to love and be loved in return."

Whats with the Show Description about Max & Paddy. It sounds like some snooty git who was on Blockbusters as a kid and University Challenge as a young tory !!! Lighten up man, it's meant to be daft - It's funny. I'd rather sit on a bus with Max & Paddy for half an hour than some toffee nosed git (Probably a SOUTHERN GIT at that !!)...................

Anyway, back to the funny stuff. The reason why Peter wanted to "spin off" Max & Paddy was to payback lifelong friend Patrick McGuinness' loyalty with the shared writing and acting credits for a successful C4 comedy. And haven't they just done that. There is nothing funnier on the box at the moment. Even Little Britain seems to have failed to live up to the first two series quality. Peter Kay, on the other hand is there, yet again.

Must agree with previous entry for best line about "It's a kind of Midget" being a queen song - priceless. Any, keep watching, it's gonna get even better !!

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I have to say the midget and dwarf talk was my favourite moment so far. When Max's friends were making fun of Tina saying she was probably stuck in her house "Couldn't reach the door handle to get out".

<3 It's Indie Rock And Roll For Me <3

So many funny bits:

'We've got a keeler! We've got a keeler!
'How DAR you'
'PADDY HAS NEEEEEDS!
'Pick a number between 1 and 10...you lose, take yer tops off!'


Paddy dressed as 'Willy Wanker'
Noddy Holder's teeth!!!
Max in Y-fronts (sexy :P)