Favorite Line?


my favorite line of the movie was when Katya complained to her friend that her assisstant is "back stabbing" her. Her friend replies "That's how you got the job!"

What do you think?

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I just like when she makes the fish faces at the fish while she's on the phone :)

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I just like when she makes the fish faces at the fish while she's on the phone :)

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omg i like the answering machine message... anyone remember what she said exactly. ?? something to the effect of "hey im out doing something FABULOUS... but..... leave your number and i'll get back to you if im bored or soemthing...."

anyone know ???

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oh yeah, I forgot about that one. lol

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do you know her exact words???

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I think it goes to the effect of... "Hi, this is Katya, I'm in the middle of doing something fabulous right now. Just leave your message and I'll just get back to you if I'm bored or something... maybe."

... Maybe :-) Might help you remember the exact line.

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"I've sold shampoo to the BALD!! Sneakers to amputees!! Contact lenses to the blind!!" Cracks me up!!

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When she's talking to the boss' pet iguana all cute, and then goes (in baby/'talking to pet' voice) "..mmm, you know what you'd make, new shoes for Katya, yeees, new shoes for Katya!"

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Friend: You got a postcard from Sabelo.
Katya: Who?
Freind: Your adoptive son.

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To Sebastian:
"You know your name is a hair product right?, just sayin"

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Eliza: Aww, you got a post-card from Sabillo.
Katya: Who?
Eliza: Your adoptive son.
Katya: Oh, yeah, I was wondering when he was gonna ask me for more money. Listen, I'll be in my other office.
Gatekeeper: You are not allowed in Mr. Cosgrove's office!
Katya: Uh, I need a moment ALONE. (holds postcard up) With my SON.

(Also...)
Katya: I should've known that bitch would hold a grudge. She retains everything else.
Ferguson: Do I smell something burning? Is something burning?
Katya: It was me.

(And...)

Gatekeeper: (sneezes) I'm allergic to feathers.
Katya: Oh, could ya hold this? (tosses the feather halo at Gatekeeper)

(Let's not forget...)

Eliza: What if I set you up with my attorney?
Katya (horrified): You want me to go out with someone who specializes in personal injury?
Eliza: He's at the top of his field! Trust me. He's a catch.
Katya: Then why don't you date him? Oh, that's right. Curse of the Mambo.
Eliza: And he eats meat.
Katya: Well then that's settled. You can't go out with him because he's not a vegitarian and I can't go out with him because I'm engaged. Fourth floor. Remember (snaps fingers).

(One more...)

Katya: Do you know where Sebastian is?
Sebastian: Say hello to the REAL Sebastian.
(Katya looks around the room)
Sebastian: What're you doing?
Katya: Um, I'm just lookin' for the cameras, cause you can't be serious.


Haha sorry, I fricking love this movie. The dialogue is so sharp you could cut yourself on it.


(oh, and)

Katya: It's okay, that tie would make me sick too.

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