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100 things I learned from Three Extremes

posted 9 years ago by chilone
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1. 65 is the new 30

2. Nice guy's WIVES always finish last

3. Airport security will only search the top container of a multi-container lunch box.

4. You can actually, precisely cut off one finger at a time swinging a big mid evil style battle axe.

5. Think about the result. Not what it was.

6. Eating half developed duck embryos will make you irresistible to much younger, hot girls.

7. Not douching is a sure-fire way to spoil a dinner party.

8. Eating fetuses will give you a Gene Simmons like tongue.

9. Black market abortions can be deadly. Who knew?

10. Sue me? You're the cannibal.

11. A snow covered wasteland is a great place to have a one tent circus.

12. Modeling a horror movie set after your own house can be confusing.

13. Being honest about how you detest your wife and wish she was dead is a great way to save her life.

14. Get rid of any mid evil battle axes you may have ASAP!!

15. Some how even though a young girl gets burned to a crisp inside of a wooden box, the box will be barely scorched.

GO.

I don't love her.. She kicked me in the face!!

[–] samborrie8 9 years ago

16. If you write lists on Christmas Eve santa may not come.
17. If you are a girl in a Korean film, expect to have your skirt looked up, lifted up or felt up!

[–] stonekeeper_ever 9 years ago

18. If you save your lovers life, you can still kill her after.
19. If your dad wants you dead, that doesn't mean you won't want to avenge his death.
20. Asian's won't EVER show a vagina on screen... but a dead baby fresh out the oven, why not?

[–] stonekeeper_ever 9 years ago

21. Better to have two never then one now.

[–] iheartnormi 9 years ago

Eating half developed duck embryos will make you irresistible to much younger, hot girls.

Don't want to spoil the fun, but those weren't duck embryos. Those were aborted fetuses.

[–] chilone 9 years ago

Whatever semantics you choose, it's still a half developed embryo.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balut_%28food%29

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[–] iheartnormi 9 years ago

I know I should have clarified when I replied but those were human fetuses not ducks. Mei was the local abortionist and she would keep the fetuses and cook them in the dumplings. Duck dumplings are really no big deal to Asians ( to Westerners its strange ) but to Asian countries it is a delicacy, but what made this horrifying and grotesque is that she was eating an actually human fetus. That is why when the older actress found out she was pregnant and Mei got busted for her abortions and could no longer make those special dumplings, the actress gave herself an abortion while in the bathtub and I it implied that she cooked her own unborn child in the dumplings just to maintain her youthful appearance. I know it twisted.

[–] chilone 9 years ago

Where in the world did you get that idea?

I don't love her.. She kicked me in the face!!

[–] iheartnormi 9 years ago

I don't know if you read my reply...
I know I should have clarified when I replied but those were human fetuses not ducks. Mei was the local abortionist and she would keep the fetuses and cook them in the dumplings. Duck dumplings are really no big deal to Asians ( to Westerners its strange ) but to Asian countries it is a delicacy, but what made this horrifying and grotesque is that she was eating an actually human fetus. That is why when the older actress found out she was pregnant and Mei got busted for her abortions and could no longer make those special dumplings, the actress gave herself an abortion while in the bathtub and I it implied that she cooked her own unborn child in the dumplings just to maintain her youthful appearance. I know it twisted, it took me a while to realize it too.

[–] chilone 9 years ago

Ok!! Now I realize that we're not talking about the same scene lol!! I was referring to the guy at poolside, eating the Filipino eggs (balut) which have partially developed chickens in them.

I don't love her.. She kicked me in the face!!

[–] iheartnormi 9 years ago

oh ok I thought you were talking about the first Chinese Horror story. My bad.

[–] chilone 9 years ago

No worries :)

I don't love her.. She kicked me in the face!!