The Film Should be Burned.


Along with everyone involved in the making of it. It has nothing to do with me "taking it seriously, man, and you should like totally lighten up, bro", it's about how witless, gormless, self gratifying, putrefyingly hateful and hugely disgraceful to the art of filmmaking it is. I mean it's all good and fine to set out to offend sensibilities (I think), push and play about with them, but that sort of stuff only works when there's a certain level of skill implemented in the execution. It's just a white and sticky explosion of a little boy's immature fantasies and a true indication of just how completely shallow and infantile Rob Zombie's sensibilities are.

What a disgusting piece of work.

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Oh god, will you be quite, everyone appreciates different styles of art, what you think is not art, to other people it is. No one cares if you dont like it, one persons trash is anothers treasure.

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I'm sorry, where's the art in this? I must've missed it.

Enjoy your egg whites.

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This guy (csuperman) also wrote pages and pages of comments on "Avatar." Go figure.

Samantha
"We're here. We're dead. Get used to it."

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Sam, y'know, you and the rest of the IMDB board are laughed at by everyone else for how bloated and misguided your opinions are. Trust me, the only reason I go against the grain is because I'm right.

Go figure what? Anyone who supports a filmmaker who's a Charles Manson apologist, is a prick. And to clear any further confusion up - anyone who sees absolutely nothing wrong with Avatar (namely the screenplay and acting) needs to watch more films.

Enjoy your egg whites.

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aha... you're the only one who's right.

Samantha
"We're here. We're dead. Get used to it."

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That's right. Do you know who Charles Manson is? Do you know what wooden acting is or even wooden writing? Unless you're properly able to argue against me on all of this, go away.

Enjoy your egg whites.

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this movie would have been much better if i was 10.

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This trash is my treasure!

Insert @V@T@R

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You are absolutely wrong, sir. This film is not gormless. It is completely full of gorm. It's got gorm coming out of its ears.

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Lol - when you make gorm sound like that, I'm willing to believe you.

Enjoy your egg whites.

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I don't mean to sound like a *beep* because there is obviously only enough room for one *beep*

I love how the fact that someone who supports a person (killer or not) you shun them, I could give two *beep* about "Avatar", I could give two *beep* about "wooden" this and "wooden" that. The fact that you're acting SO holier than thou just makes you look like the biggest *beep* on the internet. Excuse my colorful language.

Now apparently Rob Zombie has done what I'm assuming what he wanted to do, piss you (not just you csuperman, even though we know how into yourself you are), off so bad that you had to come on here slander him and get pissed off at people posting a reply on your post, ON A *beep* MESSAGE BOARD, I don't care if you have this post deleted or this account banned, I'm just super happy that we have *beep* like you in this world constantly wonder what it feels like to stick two thumbs up their asses.

Good day sir.

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Because you're swearing so much, I can barely comprehend what you're saying. I've gotten pissed off with people who talk to me like I need a spank on the bottom, not with their opinions (and allow me to beat you to your retort - "They wouldn't talk to you like that if you didn't need a spank on the bottom" or "Maybe if didn't sound like you were doing the same to them".) I've gotten pissed off with the kind of people who think political correctness is oppressive and don't recognise that the intention of a filmmaker is an important factor in judging their film.

You come on this site's forum to share your opinions, discuss, argue and defend them, like our instincts tell us to. You can't judge me for sharing mine, this is IMDB. I argue with irrational opinions, those who oppose mine for the sake of it and guys who wanna tell me I'm a prick for challenging their own. IF YOU CAN'T STICK UP FOR YOUR OWN OPINION, DON'T PUBLISH IT! Don't log onto this site to back off into a corner and chant "Everyone's entitled to their opinions". You'll never hear me say that and you've seen my posts - people think I'm crazy. I've had a whole board of them tell me I need to grow up for liking Twilight.

You can call me a self righteous "*beep*" but you're still wet.

Enjoy your egg whites.

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I would agree that Zombie is immature with this wet dream of a foul-mouthed animated film that is gory yet I found some level of wit within all the noise. Granted, this is puerile and infantile but I still found a good deal of it entertaining. I just wish it was longer and had more jokes concerning Dr. Satan. A little of El Superbeasto and vixens showing their breasts every few minutes can go a long way but it isn't half-bad - now Zombie's Halloween remake is a travesty.

Films are not reality. Reality is not film. Film is only an approximation of reality.

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Do y'know what? That's fair. I too found that OCCASIONAL joke that caught me out. But, for me, it was like they'd just gotten lucky - as in it was all recklessly spewed everywhere and some of it, as it would, just happened to land in the right places. So you understand that I have a hard time commending that.

But fair enough.

Enjoy your egg whites.

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No, it's fans should be burned.

Carpe Jugulum! (Sieze the Neck!)

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I love that a person calls RZ a "Manson apologist" and demands - like a proper little Nazi - that a film should be burned.

Made my day.


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