Holy sweet God. I've been watching this abomination on New Zealand TV for the last hour and a half now. I can't think of a single good thing to say about it. The acting is horrible. The story ridiculous (OK, so Peter Fonda is a Nobel prize winner? Que? Couldn't they get someone more realitic for the role, like maybe Carrot Top or Pauly Shore? And Luke "Mr. Wrinkly Forehead 90210" Perry is a fellow scientist? Whaaa?)
The accents are terrible (is it Australian? African? American? Russian? French? Your guess is as good as mine, but I ticked 'none of the above') and the special effects terrible. TERRIBLE. Could they at least have attempted to make the helicopters look less like plastic toys? The CGI looks like it was made on a Fisher-Price kid's PC: the opening sequence and solar flares are laughable. I especially liked the 'scientists getting into a helicopter and taking off sequence'. Real helicopters have these blade thingies that spin around real fast, which generate something called turbulence (or 'wind'), which would move the clothes and hair of the people as they hop aboard. Apparently not scientists though, as the air was completely still as they climbed in with all doors open. One of the female scientists (the one with the French accent that nearly made me spit up the 7-Up I was drinking when she opened her mouth and spoke) was even casually rearranging her long hair! And the take-off was an especially cunning effect: slowly lower the camera a bit. Awesome.
The big plan devised by the Big Bad Government Agency Types is to hide out in several underground bunkers and just ride out the supernova. Just to clarify, that's to 'ride out the supernova'. A SUPERNOVA. RIDE IT OUT. Yeah, like you might stuff a single sheet of tissue paper down your shirt to protect yourself from a point-blank shotgun blast to the chest. Yeah that'll work! I guess the whole 'destroys everything' bit was something they missed (even though it's shown in the OPENING CREDITS as various planets are blown to tiny pieces by said astrophysical phoenomenon!)
This was on free-to-air TV, but I still want to get my money back; and to have the psychological counselling I will undoubtedly need paid for.
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