So realistic I m dedicating my life to destroying the sun

Heres a wrap up of probably the worlds most ill concieved mini-series:

For those who missed the end : Luke Perry's calculations were incorrect
and he had put a '+' instead of a '-' in his calculations meaning that the
sun was not going to blow up. All of the great minds of America decided
it not wise to check the doomsday predictions of one man, deciding
instead to just take his word for it. But thats what happens when you
get some Beverly Hills 90210 burnout to conduct some Astro Physics
research and hire an arab, a Jamaican and a bimbo as his incompetent
colleagues.

Perry's mentor who first read his findings, and discovered the impending
doom of the world, did what anyone else would do in the same situation -
namely not tell a soul and instead go hang around a beach in South
Africa with a blonde local waitress riddled with clamidia.

In breakthrough technology scientists can now watch giant fireballs
hurtling towards earth at great speeds by using extremely intelligent
satellites which can stand in the path of the fireball whilst filming
and then flip round the back of it afterwards to get the perfect shot
while it smashes into earth.

A fireball the size of a bus hurtled into earth blowing up a shed with
an essential character in it, but had mercy on other buildings leaving
them unscathed. In a interesting plot twist the Sydney Opera house was
revealed to be made out of wet cardboard when a person hurtled into it
after a fireball attack and smashed a hole the size of a small house in
it.

Reaffirming my earlier suspicion that fireballs are mans greatest
natural predator, scenes of fireballs picking out humans and leaving the
ground around them unscathed has effected my ability to sleep at night.
Also a tip on public safety, when under fireball attack do not hide in
well known monuments such as the Taj Mahal or the Eiffel Tower as
Fireballs instinctively hunt these landmarks out.

Unbeknown to me, Australia and South Africa look exactly the same. It also came to me as quite a surprise that white Australians have Black African slaves that call them'Maam'and never fear if one of them gets shot because more just keep
popping up everywhere. It also bears mentioning that there slaves have
safe houses on sprawling properties for you to hide out in when being
hunted escaped convicts. Another important note is which is going to have be changed in text books worldwide, is that the death penalty is an active part of
the Australian legal system.

Gamma rays pounded into earth scaring some birds. When it gets hot
dolphins cant handle the heat and all beach. The government decided to
only protect Food stores from rioters because "They can have the booze
we wont be needing it" much to the delight of rioting Alcoholics and
Luke 'Black Liver' Perry. In a startling revelation about human nature
it turns out that when it get hot humans decide to riot and set fire to
everything around them in an attempt to cool down. Also we got a look
into the mind of a rioter when the mob was faced with an angry police
force instead of banding together they decided to attack their fellow
rioters.

Still showing he's 'Got it' Matthew Perry found the time (in between
pondering the fate of the world and saving his family from a killer) to
spade 3 girls and also discuss at length why a 16 year old girl was at
a party, proving that even when your wife and child are days away from
dying, not even the Apocalypse can stop a man like Luke Perry making a
run at some Asian poon.

A sinister scheme was uncovered by the government to firstly hide the
fact that sun was going to blowup - hoping that nobody would notice the
fireballs, extreme heat,millions of people dying around them, the
disappearance of the sun and the fact that the sea has become the
worlds largest deep fryer - hoping that people would write it off as
some sort of freaky eclipse or just blame it on that pesky el nino. The
2nd part of this scheme involved rounding up the worlds greatest minds -
that by chance were all in Australia at the time - and hiding them
underground when the sun blows up. All designed for an ambitious
attempt to sort out the ensuing over heating problem with a little dry
ice and then bring them out of hiding after it 'all blows over' and to
begin construction of the new sun.

In an ambitious move Wayne's Asian Girlfriend from 'Wayne's World'
decided to drive from Sydney to St Louis with only her good looks and an
ill conceived idea to aid her. Unfortunately her cross continental
driving trip was cut short by a bullet wound 10 minutes out of town but
not before using her final breath to add to Luke Perry's swelling ego
by telling him that he quite a catch.

A group of scientists decided to back up all the data and leave it for
someone to find after everyone in the world is boiled to death. A child
murder took little notice of the approaching Armageddon and decided
instead to travel halfway across Australia to kill a little girl.Then
Luke got back to his family and jumped into the bizarre and not
explained sub plot, killing the murderer ( who showed determination and a
will to succeed that should be applauded, his demonstration of keeping
'your eye on the prize' will surely appear in the next Tony Robbins
'power hour').

Also another tip for would be heroes, when you find out that the world
has been saved, don't bother telling anybody, instead copulate with
your wife and let everybody outside kill each other in riots.