DEEP THROAT 'R' Version to Theatres in March

I swear I read it! At moviecity.com. I mean, what IS the point? Deep Throat is a TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE movie (legitimate or NOT) and you will agree with me once you SEE it! But, HONESTLY????????? Releasing an "R" rated version is ABSURD! For one thing, it won't be more than about 40 minutes!! Cut out the graphic sex-scenes (of Linda USING her deep throat,) and there will only be about 45 minutes of TERRIBLE photography, TERRIBLE acting, and TERRIBLE one-liners (that were NEVER really that funny). ANYONE who buys a ticket to an "R" rated DEEP THROAT (or even the original version) will, no doubt, come out knowing that there shall NEVER be the need to ever search out another "worst film of all-time". DEEP THROAT is TRULY the WINNER of that acolade!