Craptastic
2 out of 10
I Worship The Goddess Amber Tamblyn
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Yep, 2/10.
Probably the worst direction, lighting and camera work I've ever seen. Direction to the actors must have been nonexistent. These people say dramatic lines with all the punch of reading a grocery list. And what is with being half-assed about the nudity. You decide to make a movie about six nude girls running around the woods killing people then you tone back the nudity because you're afraid of overdoing it? Stupid. But in the extras lets show fifteen minutes of nude girls writhing in front of the camera while we snicker and talk about how we didn't want to do soft core porn. Gimme a break.
Did anyone else notice the red headed guy's blood trickle kept switching sides?
|Men of broader intellect know that there is no sharp distinction betwixt the real and the unreal.|