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This movie made my eyes bleed


I feel abused and violated. Watching this movie is like being
sodomised, but without the lubricant. A lobotomy feels like a pleasant
day on the beach with free ice-cream compared to this. In fact, I am
willing to cut out the parts of my brain which are currently
remembering this movie. The acting sub-par and uninspired. The
directing and cutting of the scenes is amateuristic and reminds me of a
cheap pornographic movie, only without the meager pay-off one usually
gets from nude-scenes. Paris Hilton is her usual infuriatingly shallow
and boring self. She hops about on screen with fixed poses and her
lines make you believe she has the depth of a glass of champagne. Facts
show that the suicide-ratio has increased exponentially since the
release of this movie, and I can understand why. This movie needs to be
buried somewhere no-one will ever look. Perhaps Paris Hilton's head is
a good suggestion.

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Why did I even watch that whole thing? It's like watching a friggin'
carcrash: It's horrible and disfiguring, but you JUST CAN'T LOOK AWAY!

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I could only last 20 minutes before I had to turn this movie off.

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Just saw the whole movie (yea I'm still alive) and I'm not sure if I'm going to put this movie in my "Watched movies" list because I'll be embarassed if someone sees it in there...

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