This movie made my eyes bleed
I feel abused and violated. Watching this movie is like being
sodomised, but without the lubricant. A lobotomy feels like a pleasant
day on the beach with free ice-cream compared to this. In fact, I am
willing to cut out the parts of my brain which are currently
remembering this movie. The acting sub-par and uninspired. The
directing and cutting of the scenes is amateuristic and reminds me of a
cheap pornographic movie, only without the meager pay-off one usually
gets from nude-scenes. Paris Hilton is her usual infuriatingly shallow
and boring self. She hops about on screen with fixed poses and her
lines make you believe she has the depth of a glass of champagne. Facts
show that the suicide-ratio has increased exponentially since the
release of this movie, and I can understand why. This movie needs to be
buried somewhere no-one will ever look. Perhaps Paris Hilton's head is
a good suggestion.
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Why did I even watch that whole thing? It's like watching a friggin'
carcrash: It's horrible and disfiguring, but you JUST CAN'T LOOK AWAY!