from the milky joe episode, when Howard asks if everyone would like to hear the song he wrote, Vince says:
"perhaps, later. perhaps...not...at all."
LOL. something about the delivery.
Richie: "Dad...you were never dying."
Royal: "But I'm gonna live!"
For me it's:
Killed a swan the other day.
Did a sh!t on it.
Right on it.
You better watch it Moon, or I'll be all over you like a nun sandwhich.
Someday I hope to have the guts to say that to someone.
"24 hours Dag, 24 hours . . . 23 hours 59 minutes. Don't make me stand here and count."
dannygrexquinn-
Not only do I love that line, but your Darkplace signature is awesome....one of my favorite scenes in the series...."I've heard some things, Dag"...."things?"....."Things."....."Well, you shouldn't believe everything you hear."....."You're up to something, Dag..."
Or words to that effect. Freaking awesome. But, back on topic -
"....oooh, feel my multi-hexagonal-textured-alien-barbed-penis! Deep inside you!" "Skiddly-doo, no! I don't like it!"
Pure awesome.
Also, I don't know why everyone always hates on the third series....I think it's just as good as the other two. Not better, certainly, but just as good.
Cheers ,
SiSo
I totally agree with you Monsoon-Moon; I love that line. But I think my absolute favorite has to be: "You love it, you slags."
"It doesn't matter how old you are bouncy castles are still genius." ~Vince Noir
For me, it's anything Moon says.
"I'll come at you like a mighty bazooka."
"Who looks like a fool now?" "YOU do, you blue burk!"
"A powerful body of work" "A powerful stench on the musical map"
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Who did we have round the other day?
Hitler!
Hitler,oh yeah,i did a *beep* on him.
" 'Howard moon, colon, explorer?' Got a ring to it, don't it?"
" Colon explorer? I think that's got the wrong ring to it..."
6 billion people in the world, and sometimes... all you need is one.
Went to a graveyard today...
Got naked...
Did a sh!t on a tombstone...
"Ow, my hat's on fire. What are you blind man, why didn't tell me?!"
I think it's mostly funny because the spirit of Jazz enters like a mystical, mysterious person that you wouldn't even question why he's on fire...but it's just so funny, I'm cracking up while I'm typing.
yep, i'm laughing just thinking about that!! Definetly one of the best lines!
share"That ain't no door back there. It's a toilet!"
I have it as my message alert tone on my phone, so it always makes me smile whenever I get a text message from someone. :-)
How'd you get that as a ringtone? Id love something like that! Where'd ya get it?
share^ I downloaded the full-length clip from YouTube using savevid.com, converted into an mp3 with IMToo Audio Converter and got the bit I wanted using Adobe Audition.
If you PM me with your e-mail adress I can send it to you. ;-)
"Ow, that hurt, you bumbaclot!"
From Fountain of Youth after Vince shakes Sandstorm's hand. I still consider bumbaclot to be the greatest word ever invented.
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It's attached to yer rod, muthalicka!
Not you naan bread
I appear to be on fire!
Oi! Yer boney nonce!
My favourite is "ooh a bit more!" when The Hitcher is urinating in Howards' face.
"Go outside. Get Sammy the Snake, Joe Rags, Big Angie."
The hitcher has got the best lines,my fave is from the first series when howard picks him up "i need a slash like a powerful horse"
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