What the F?
Boy, this movie sucks. Wow. Even after I started skipping through this piece of sith, it was hard to take.
The story is stolen from various places, starting right off with plagiarizing Conan the Barbarian. I haven't read the book(s?), but from what I could gather, the movie is supposed to be based on the print work and not part of some combined work of art, like Southland Tales. Still I got the feeling that huge chunks of the story where missing from the movie. This lead to dialog gems like this:
"Please help me find the other warrior!"
"That won't be necessary. Love rules the world."
err... what?
The acting fit right in there, being bad as hell.
Browsing through the comments and the forums, I could see that mainly people from countries close to russia defend this suckfest. One argument I read multiple times was, that this movie is supposedly better than anything Hollywood produces. At this point you probably won't be surprised when I disagree. Hollywood actually knows how to entertain. When many movies follow a specific formula, that has a reason. Just because a movie doesn't follow a well-established formular it's not automatically good. Sorry, fanboys.
And now bring it on. I don't care.