What song in Novelty Forest??

Do you mean the Forest of Aristocrats?

-- Man was made in God's image and therefore God must have a penis.

I've got the soundtrack and I think it was either:
Lucie est amoureuse by Valerie Hohn or Une belle histoire by the same person. Its probably the first one

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if i had a dick i'd go get laid

I think you meant "Nobility Forest", aka, the Forest of the Aristocrats/Nobility...