WTF? (WARNING: Spoilers)


Okay I guess this movie was about love or relationships, or something. I dunno. Maybe that's why so few people have seen this film as evidenced by the paucity of comments here on the board.

Meanwhile there are all these WTF moments, not necessarily in this order:

The poop back and forth scenes?? Who comes up with this stuff?

The two girls practicing oral sex on their neighbor??

A 10 year old girl is putting together a Hope Chest?? And then she's ironing a towel and lying on the floor of her bedroom with the neighbor boy imagining her future kitchen??

The pedophile neighbor puts nasty notes in his window and the two girls are fascinated by it?? And nobody reports him?? And then later they go to his house intending to have sex with him??

The whole goldfish saga??

Christine tells the Art Gallery lady to call her and say "Macaroni"??

The teacher is telling students how to react to a grenade??

Christine goes into an F Bomb tirade and then writes *beep* on her car windshield??

The Art Gallery woman is a perv who is turned on by poop talk and meets the little kid?? And then she KISSES him and walks away??

The Dad lives in an apartment with GREEN walls??

Dad is embarrassed by photo and tries to put it in a tree?? Then Christine the stalker helps him put it in another tree??

The ending??

Huh? WTF??

The late, great Roger Ebert gave this film four stars, but I disagree. I would give it two at best. That's an hour and 37 minutes of my life I'll never get back.

PS Is it just me or does John Hawkes look like a cross between Sean Penn and Malcolm McDowell?



Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and / or doesn't.

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Haha! Loved this film and all those parts but they are MOST CERTAINLY WTF moments!

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