Cute

You can't blame it. Poor little bugger gets kidnapped (lemming-napped?) from its home in the snowy wastes of Finland and taken down to southern France, where after a lot of shouting and hollering it gets flushed down the toilet. After some time being totally stuck in a tight wet place he gets lugged out by the scruff of the neck and left to die.

Then, after being poked and prodded by a couple of really dodgy-looking characters some joker grabs you by the scruff of the neck ...

For two points: what would your reaction be? :)