What a disaster this was
I just saw Kaal ... first day second show ... and im so sad i did
The movie starts off with some jungle creatures and the director doing god knows what and you kinda get the idea how bad this movie will be. The first ugly thing you notice is the cinematography which was terrible. I mean horrible, horrendous.
I knew the twist at the end before i went into the theater (thanks to the sms) which was not true but boy that would have been a lot better than the miserable and foolish twist which comes in the end. All of my friends guessed it mid way ... seriously ALL of my friends knew how this will end. And yes ALL of them hated the movie and even the crowd in the theater was laughing and seemed totally uninterested.
Director Soham doesnt know a thing about direction but can make a good screenwriter though this movie's screenplay was flawed to death.Real bad dialogues like ''Cut the crap''.
In short: it was a movie trying to hard to be a thriller and it failed. Failed with a capital F. Some thirs rate comic lines and the acting. Oh golly, the miserable acting.
VIVEK OBEROI IS THE MOST PATHETIC THING TO HAVE HIT THE SCREEN EVER.
There was a scene in which he had to act you know and it was so comical. He looked like a cross eyed stupid f u c* k.
Lara dutta can act you know i was surprised. She joins the like of Sushmita Sen and Aishwarya Rai. Not that she acted brilliantly well in this but you can make out that she can definitely act and holds a lot of promise.
One thing is the end. How oh How did Karan Johar and Shah Rukh Khan even thought of producing this piece of sh**it
There was only one good thing: THE TIGER SEQUENCE. Amazing. And of course there was Tauba Tauba which came right in the end.
But i do applaud them for trying something new even though it was crap. This movie could have been a lot better.
Rating: **(2) stars on **** (4)
My Rate-o-meter explanation:
4 stars - brilliant, amazing, unforgettable, pure magic
3 1/2 stars - brilliant but lacked something.
3 stars - A good movie. A normal movie ... nothing brilliant but still worth a watch.
2 1/2 stars - Good but could have been better. An average affair.
2 stars - Bad.
1 1/2 stars and lower - Poor. Pathetic.
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