Questions '7 Mummies' raised (spoilers, I guess)

1.) It was a Arnoco brand Prison Transport Truck which has a fundamental flaw in which it will tip over during warmer than average weather, the Arnoco company is looking into this.

2.) They are "Vummies" and their skin is covered in a fine dust which disapated over time, if they fail to reapply this dust (which, consequently, is a mixture of infant bones and oil of olay) within 10 minutes of the previous application, they will die, sunlight has nothing to do with it.

3.) Vummies, dammit, they're vummies. Vummies have a choice.

4.) a.) The sheriff was with child.
b.) The little known jesuit sect Lambda Lambda Phi is located in
the Arizona desert.

5.) Those were Mombies, and they went to Utah.

6.) It exposed the viewer to a little bit of culture, and it also established the sheriff as the most erudite of the lot.

7.) The sheriff has a virulent hatred of the color green, this is revealed in a deleted scene deemed unimportant by the producers.

8.) Clearly you've never been through the Mojave.

9.)That question is so obvious it doesn't deserve an answer, but I suggest you look into the history of the Lambda Lambda Phi Jesuit Fighting Force .

10.) The script originally called for him to "stub his toe" then hop around until he was beheaded, but the effects team got carried away.

11.) Scientists have recently noticed a direct correlation between increased viewership and decreased female skin coverage, you do the math.

12.) 7 Mummies was originally called Charmed: The Movie, the resulting lawsuit is actually why the budget was so low.

13.) Because you were held at gunpoint.

1. Transporting criminals in, probably, jail in middle of nowhere.
2. They are alright in sunlight as long as they are in town. Sheriff followed them otu of town, where he cant last in sun for long.
3. The girl in green dress were NOT a vampire. they kept her alive for luring of those criminals.
4. Because sheriff was one of the priests a.k.a. the seventh mummy.
5. They, well, died. Sheriff says: you cant kill us all. So apparently you can kill them, which, how unbelievably it looks, they did.
6. He was one of the Monks. Duh, he was monk and you dont want him to go biblical?
7. Because he was evul. And he did not needed her anymore.
8. Because a Bonanza episode town is better than dieing of drought.
9. Um, they were there for defending the treasure, obviously tough how to fight. Why martial arts, i dont know.
10. Ever heard of adrenaline? God, im sick of telling you people about this. Seems like almost everyone on these boards have never had biology class in their life. Havent you seen the news? mother lifting a car because her child was under it? adrenaline can makes our muscles up to 10 times stronger and more, well, to be precise, it allows us to use the muscle power, not makes it stronger. So the guy was hopping with fracture. Ive seen a woman after car accident who walked with broken leg and she did not felt anything but the fact that shes "bleeding in leg".
11. They were dumb *beep*
12. Maybe those actors were working for low salary?
13. We did you? cause it seems that you not seen over half of the movie. or you must be totally blind to not notice some of those answers.