Don't get me wrong, this movie makes no sense and is pretty damn bad, but is it worse than "Robot Monster"? No, it is not. Is it worse than "Plan 9 From Outer Space"? Not by a long shot. Is it worse than the films of José Mojica Marins (Coffin Joe)? Hell no.
The Bottom 100 is overpopulated by films that are just kind of bad, displacing films that are truly terrible. I gave this 3/10.
Sincerely, yahmez the mad.
I agree that this movie is not painfully bad as far as being painful to watch. but it is kind of painful to watch because of how boring it is.
seriously this movie is worthless and there is no point to the whole movie and no point in this movie getting made. it's really that bad, there is nothing good about it. anyone on here who knows anything about movies can't say there is anything good about this movie because there definitely isn't. it's so boring!!! and so dumb and so uninvolving. the sound goes really low when people are talking sometimes. the mummies don't actually show up until there is only about 15 and about 11 minutes of actual movie left. the characters are all paper thin, clichéd, caricature, stock b movie characters with no real emotions or motivations except for Cerina Vincent's character. Even Danny Trejo is wasted and does nothing significant in this. and the ending is really anticlimactic and non-resolving, so no kiss between the two main characters and no words, just them riding off on a motorcycle. this movie is so cheap, it looks like the cheapest b movie ever made. but that doesn't give it an excuse to not at least have a satisfying ending but this movie doesn't even have that.
so after all that I just said how can you give it 3 out of 10 stars? can you please explain that? does it only get 3 stars because you are comparing it to the absolute worst movies ever made and so in comparison and to be fair to all the movies that you are thinking about and rating, you have to give it more stars than the worst movies ever made? because that would be the only reason why I'd give it ANY STARS is because I'm comparing it to the worst movies ever made and so by comparison, I'd have to give it some stars to fairly differentiate the worst movies from this movie. so what good things does this movie have do you think?