Not that bad


I don't know why this move has only a 3, this movie aint that bad and got very nice chicks in it. I agree that the minotaur is a bit lame but for the rest it was watchable. I'd give it a 6.5

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It's tolerable. (5.5/10)

I'd rather be disemboweled with a toothbrush.

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Sounds as if you — like the writers, directors, and producers — never really read the traditional story of Theseus and the Minotaur.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minotaur#Tribute_price_that_brought_These us_to_Crete

The hero's name was Theseus, not Theo.
He was a prince, the son of King Aegeus of Greece; not a farmer from some snowy northern country.
The girl who helped him was Princess Ariadne, daughter of King Minos of Crete — and she was not thrown to the monster.
The monster was supposed to have had the body of a man and the head and tail of a bull; this one was all bull.

After making note of what they did to the stories of
• The Cyclops
• Quetzelcoatl
• Stonehenge
I'll come to a conclusion.

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It was not that bad. Okay for watching when there's nothing else on at 3am in the morning, like I did last night.

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