MALE cows?? This film is garbage. - Barnyard (2006) Discussion

[–] bones_weep_tedium 17 years ago

Poster: "I don't like dis film. I will post on IMDb about it so everyone knows I tink it's stoopid"
Everyone else: "..."

No one cares what you think. The fact that you dont get the joke doesnt make it a bad film. It just makes you stupid.

-------------------------------------No *beep* *beep* lady, do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza??

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[–] start2 17 years ago

We saw this film too.
The jokes are okay, but a bull with udders......
Why the creators of the film was not sensitive to this?

I am totally agree with sulizan.

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[–] daveydoc 17 years ago

And talking farm animals, what's that all about. Get a life it's a kids cartoon.

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[–] wateriestfire 17 years ago

//it's a kids cartoon.//
Is that supposed to make garbage instantly good? it is like the story "the Emperor's new clothes" I don't care what baseless and mythical excuses you garment the movie with, the movie is naked and deserves to be scoffed at.

//talking farm animals//

look up the word personification.

//Get a life//

Really? From what I have seen life is just full of back stabbers, idiots, drugs, death, sickness, pain, work, and pretty much uneventful stupidity.

ya, having a life is something worth while /(sarcasm)
more like a reason to kill yourself.

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[–] mpaige90 17 years ago

I agree with dawnieangel you are extremely close minded and critical.

As far as what life is like wateriestfire,idk what the hell happened to you,but your not the only one had issues with life yet most people suckit up and deal.I advise you to do the same.

Myspace.com/m_a_r_l_3_3

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[–] jotraverswpa 17 years ago

Ha ha ha! The film makers are actually really clever to have put this 'joke' in. The reason I say this controversial sentence is because you're all giving it a lot of publicity arguing over it. I bet they're laughing all the way to the bank! IT'S JUST A MOVIE. Though, the udders were rather distracting. I missed most of the storyline laughing over the issue. I kept thinking "Ha ha ha GUYS WITH TITS!!!!"

No no no see this is a really s**t idea. Do you know why? Because its really obviously a s**t idea.

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[–] mlangenberg 17 years ago

It didn't distract me a lot. I enjoyed the movie.
But I can't help meself thinking a few times: "I thought cows were all female??"

Maybe it is a joke.. if is.. I don't understand the joke. Somebody explain to me?
Maybe the makers were just stupid ;-)

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[–] BrotherReed 17 years ago

This film is garbage, yes, but not because the male cows have udders. It's just badly written and conceived.

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[–] bowchickabowwow2 17 years ago

It's not badly written, it's just Steve Oedekerk doing a children's movie, something that I can't actually picture him writing. It's not total rubbish, but it's not the greatest.

The Beatles Said it Best "She Loves You, yeah yeah yeah."

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[–] danny122-1 17 years ago

No way , so it lacked the "polish" of films from the two big players but thats what made it different for me.

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[–] monikaedv 17 years ago

"close minded"? not closed minded? Close to what?

Anyway:

There was a commercial for the chocolate Stratos some years ago with a cow (with udders) who sang with a male voice. I guess it's because most cartoon main characters "must" be male since female ones aren't cool - they just think about clothes, shoes, hats, flowers, romance and so on. Think Daisy Duck, Minnie Mouse etc... who'd want too see a film about such characters?

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[–] bfortuna2003 17 years ago

its just a cartoon. if you are going to evaluate cartoons, let me say this?

Family Guy: Brian is a dog, how does he talk?; stewie is a baby that talks?
simpsons: they never age

Also, Steve Odekirk did Kung Pow. Obviously he doesnt care. The chick in that movie had one Boob!!!! ONE BOOB!!!!! and his tongue had a face???

get over it, its a cartoon, cartoons are not supposed to make sense.

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[–] ludvig-9 17 years ago

I do not agree that the film is garbage, but I must say I kind of reacted to the fact that there were male cows with udders... Couldn't they just have been Bulls? It wouldn't have destroyed the move would it?

And to you guys who say: "It's just a kids movie..." But how do one explain to a 6 year-old that there is no such things as male cows with udders?

And, when Otis and Daisy seem to en up as a couple in the end... will they be gay or lesbian?

Other than this, I laughed many times and enjoyed the movie a lot. But the udders bothers me still...

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[–] chaconmcfly 12 years ago

Thanks for making it official. Since YOU have said the film is garbage it's all clear now. Since YOU only watched 15 mins.

Losers like you gave this movie a bad score when in fact it's super funny and better than watching any Vin Diesel crap that you probably watch. Don't even bother replying, I am blocking you

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