Who would finance such a piece of garbage?

This has got to be one of the worst films ever created, and I use the term film lightly, and only because it was actually a camera that used a thing called film, though what was shot could hardly be called a film. Awful editing, awful acting, awful cinematography, awful story and pretty much everything else with this was awful. I don't know if you can even call those things what I did. Film school freshmen could shoot something that would verge on Academy Award material in comparison. Who would finance such a thing? I realized it probably only cost about five grand, as you could get anyone of these actors for about $200, especially Edward Furlong, who I guess forgot how to act, and would probably act for an hourly wage of minimum, and minimum for waiters at that.

I wanted to gouge my brain out with a spoon after this. I think I actually lost a couple of IQ points by watching this travesty. You could use this for torture, the way they use awful or religiously offensive music for torture. I'd rather watch a week straight of Battlefield Earth than to watch twenty minutes of this again.

Excuse me, I have to go...I think I developed IBS by watching this.


If your nose runs and your feet smell, you were built upside down.