I just saw the trailer...

And I would rather break this computer monitor I'm looking at and eat the shards, tape scorpions to my face, punch a bear in the face, and tear off my own arm rather than watch this movie.

I thought I had seen bad movies. Apparently I have no idea how bad things can get. I've never gotten a headache from any entire movie, but after watching that trailer I can feel my brain trying to burst my skull into a thousand pieces.

Whoever provided the little funding this movie got needs to have awful things done to them.