This movie is crap


I have read some of the comments which praise this film, and while the subject heading is negative I hope readers will get a sense why this movie is terrible by reading on.
First of all I understand that this movie is meant to show a lighter side of Clark, but this is not why I did not like the movie. From the opening I could sense this movie was going to suck because it suddenly became predictable. And when that bloke gets shot at the beginnning, I was sort of pissed off because I could smell a moral tale was up. Clark showed that he could do the whole moral tale in Bully, a fine movie, but here - by the way Wassup Rockers is a *beep* title - I was put off. To be honest, perhaps, yes, I did want to see something like Kids, but want I am getting at is that this movie has been made before.
The directing is lazy. Way too flat, no sense of "free cinema" or whatever you want to call it of Clark's previous directing. And the movie feels like a TV-movie, especially seeing that the plot is stupid - I mean, alright, I don't live in LA, or in the ghetto or what-have-you, but six or eight Mexians, all buddies, and skateboarders, in a band, not very realisitic I find, and perhaps it is, but this sense is lost with the plain directing, and the split screen does not help, but merely shows that Clark is running out of new ways to film.
Also, am I the only one who realizes that these kids cannot skate for *beep*
The acting is appalling. With Kids Clark seemed to have an eye for picking real kids and using them as actors, but the kids in this movie are as bad as the plot, and if I had to hear that kid keep on saying "and then...and then..." The movie should of been called "and then..." which pretty much sums up my feeling for this movie: I was waiting and waiting for something good to happen, but it never came.

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That's a pretty funny review. I haven't seen the movie yet, but I am from LA and I know there is definitely that demographic out there (the punky Mexican rockers). It's kind of a counter-culture crowd, one that doesn't fit in the the cholos (gangster culture) or the more traditional cowboy Mexicans. They usually are more passive and artistic, but not always smarter.

I am interested in this film, because I wanted to see how Clark portrayed this microcosm of society. I still will see it despite your bad review, but I do feel that even someone who doesn't know about this culture should be able to appreciate this movie. I agree with you there.

Nate

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I agree with you qmsmith, this film is absolutely dreadful. I hope the kids Clark was trying to pass off as actors are not as inarticulate in real life. I just couldn't get over the way they spoke through out the film. I would definitely not recommend this film.

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the reason they spoke like that is because that is how they talk in real life. They are not actors.

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see how retared you are they were not mexicans they were from south america notice they said salvas (elsalvodore) and guatamalan dumb ass

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El Salvador and Guatemala are not in South America. They're in Central America.

Oh yeah, an people who label every latin american as Mexican are as ignorant as people who honestly believe America is a country and not a continent.

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This movie isnt for you
by your use of the word "bloke" i can tell your some sort of white guy who likes to use stupid words like that.
The kids can skate. period.
I'm mexican american and i skate (not very well) but my friends who are also mexican american can skate as good or better than the kids in Wassup Rockers. We also have a band called DO DAMAGE so the whole movie is beleivable. Its praticly like they took our lives and put into film. The kids in the movie act and talk just like us. Though in our group theres more younger kids and We're not all that good at skateing just some but we all still do take skateing adventures sometimes by bus(just like in Wassup Rockers) When we are out in the streets almost every other week somebody be it by car or just walking down the street yell out "WASSUP ROCKERS! so the point is the movie is very beleivable just probly not to someone like you.

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"Also, am I the only one who realizes that these kids cannot skate for *beep*"

As a skateboarder I found them to be good at it, acutally much better then what I can attempt. Their skateboarding style was more raw and unfocused then what's seen in skate videos these days.

Skateboarding to many people is a fun hobby, not some x-games competition or pro skills.

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Yeah, "bloke" is a word from "over the pond" or in England. He doesn't really know *beep* about SoCal demographics or culture. Don't worry.

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Yeah that guy is an English fag using the word bloke. He had a problem with those kids' accent and the way they spoke. I got news for you "bloke" homo, tha's how some hispanic kids who grow up around families and friends who also have accents speak. It just rubs off on them. The "bloke" ovbiously is a racist but doesn't want to admit it. You know how annoying English people speak.

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I thought Wassup Rockers was amazing when I first saw it - got the DVD arrive today. Sure, it's not as gritty as Kids, but why should it be? I thought the fantasy/reality mix-up worked well. (fantasy in their mix-up with those Dawson's Creek style rich kids and the washed up movie star)

But then maybe it was just fantasy for me because I'm one of those who might say "bloke" (I'm English, not gay) - but then I've spent much more time in America Latina than south California - and the kind of people that start calling others homos for no particular reason, why do you bother?

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hey rodceb - shut up or *beep* off.

You're defending some slang/accents but bringing down others. You are a worthless hypocrite. You may not realise that you also used some slang of your own; 'fag' and 'homo' for example. What makes saying fag ok, but saying bloke not ok? The "bloke" may be racist, but you are a homophobe. Take your crap somewhere else.

Oh, I like the movie. Not Clarks best but heartfelt and real just the same.

"After a while all I'm doing is punching wet chips of bone into the floorboards. So I stop"

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*beep* you cu.ntish yanks
england has one of the best education systems in the world and yours is a fat pile of *beep*
we invented english, if you dont like it then *beep* off and speak spanish
and this movie was disappointing in pretty much every way possible from the filming to the acting
it was more like a very slow badly edited documentary, as the events leading up to the skateboarding and the skating itself is just what its like, until the plot gets ridiculous as soon as the skaters meet the girls

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Aaah screw that, man.
1) I really liked this movie, I thought it achieved what it aimed to do and well.
2) I didn't have a problem with the way the guys spoke, I found it authentic and perfectly understandable considering
3) I say 'bloke' a lot. I'm from England. I'm definitely not a 'fag'.

You should do a bit more research on England, the 'English' English language, and our slang. In a comprable area of London to South Central LA, kids like that speak a patois that takes in everything from Cockney to Jamaican and more. It's different but it's no less real. We don't all sound like the queen, or the bad guy in an action movie: "yes, I'll have a cup of tea and go visit the lavatory". Pff!

And to the people that criticise the actors for being inarticulate, perhaps you should try LISTENING a bit harder, if you don't understand the nuances, rewind and listen, you might learn something, and you never know, what you learn might help you to deal with people in the real world. It's people like you who write off 'the kids of today' for being illiterate braindead scum, just because their lexicon doesn't correspond with yours. Perhaps you're just vexed beacause they can convey feelings and emotion without having to get all Shakesperian about it?

Yes - at certain points the plot was fairly implausible, but it was still fun.

And as far as the skating goes, what the hell did you expect, each actor to be a ghetto Tony Hawk? A fancy stunt double for every skating sequence? Grind, Ollie, Grind, Manual, Kickflip to Switch Nosebone?
People fall off skateboards. All the time. And hurt themselves badly in the process. The fact they couldn't skate like Bam Margera only served to up the realism.

Finally, what I thought the movie excelled at was portraying the sense of isolation that a lot of young people feel when they try to push outside the boundries of dress and taste that the people round them adhere to. I can imagine it must be hell growing up as a punk or metal kid in somewhere like South Central where the prevalant culture is machismo-oriented and violent. The darker side of Hip-Hop where people forgot the beats and swallowed 'G Culture' hook, line and sinker. Everyone wants to fight you. You don't want to fight them, you just want to get on with life, play your music and be creative, yet everywhere, people want to prey on you because you're too mentally strong to join their violent gang mentality.

It's unfortunate that we have the same problem in the UK - only recently, in the North of England an 18 year old girl whose dress sense was best described as 'gothic' was kicked to death in a park by a gang of younger kids because she tried to stop them attacking her boyfriend. It was an eight against two situation. Hardly a fair fight, or even a fight to begin with - just pure hate crime. I think it's important that film-makers takle issues like this, and I salute this film for tackling issues of intolerance from both sides: from the authorities and from within ones peers in their own neighbourhood.


Anyway, this was my first post on the IMDB boards, I love feedback and welcome discussion. Laters... :)

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"by your use of the word "bloke" i can tell your some sort of white guy who likes to use stupid words like that."

Yeah, the word bloke comes from white nations who've accomplished more in the fields of science, engineering, mathematics, space exploration etc. than you little mexi's could ever hope to accomplish. You people use words we think are dumb as well. Get down off your high horse, Jose.

This films a joke...like you.

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Ok: I LOVE this movie, and now here's my opinion.
First, the "waiting for something good to happen" would be the first parameter you shouldn't inflict on a film unless you're setting yourself up to hate the film. And while Clark's previous movies may have not been quite as anti-climatic, there's no reason why all of his films have to culminate into some explosion. As I recall, there are several of those moments in Wassup Rockers. Those moments seem subtle to people of privilege, in most cases, in that privilege often dulls people.
~Critics suck: they're too involved with pointing out mealy-mouthed accusations about the directing of a film, or the actors in it. Sit me down to watch the worst film in all of history, based on whatever standard, and it will still triumph over the critic who is more interested not in the overarching themes, ideas, or emotions but the Directing, the Actors, all of that. I feel like movies, like books, say much more about the people who read them--rather than the one's who write them. Then again, I'm a bit of a defeatist.
I'm sort of amazed that people who liked Bully and Kids DIDN'T enjoy Wassup Rockers.
After I watched the film, I thought about it. Here is what I wrote:
If you liked Kids and Bully, you’ll most likely be engaged as you watch Clark’s third meditation on youth culture, Wassup, Rockers. As the camera follows seven latino boys (we’re not Mexican, they inform a white cop: we’re Guatemalan and Salvi!) from the ghetto in South Central L.A. to the mansions in Beverley Hills, we soon encounter racism manifest in white cops and home-owners who introduce the free-spirited boys to the horrors of economic and social class divisions at the ripe old age of fourteen. Nonetheless, these boys take the abuse in stride and band together in some powerful displays of camaraderie reminiscent of Stand by Me. Yet Vern and Gordy weren’t getting blowjobs from rich gringas. . The boyish chagrin is honest and laugh-out-loud hilarious as Jonathan recalls his first time having sex and Milton remembers the day he was nicknamed Spermball. Don’t forget to leave the subtitles on in this one: as familiar as you’ll find the juvenile exchange of endearing insults you could only give your friends, you don’t want to miss an utterance. Clark enables us to see the converging and diverging of several different worlds, and the injustices of oppression and privilege . I think this film probably also set a record for number of fences jumped in one film. Come to think of it, it is this overwhelming presence of gates, walls, and fences—perhaps under the guise of “security”-- that is the single-most important structure in this film.


P.S. The actors ROCKED

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I agree! I thought the movie was amazing! I dont understand why everyone is still calling them Mexicans! They werent! The clearly said they were Salvi and Guatemalan. Anyway, the movie portrayed that life so perfectly. I've known many kids like that while growing up...I've been to South Central. You see that *beep* all the time. I've known plenty of dumb girls that are madly inlove with skaters just because its the "cool" thing. Yeah I admit the way they talk is annoying, but thats the way life is there, thats their slang. Just like most black people talk in an annoying way, thats their way and its real. When their friend got shot, there was nothing they can do. They had to leave. Would you risk staying there and getting shot?? I dont think so. So for all of you who think this was a bad movie because of the way they spoke, or because it wasnt real enough for you, come to LA. Better yet to South Central for a couple of days and tell me how fake it is. You have no idea how many cops I've met who act exactly like the Beverly Hills cop. Its just reality.

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if u watched some of the extras on the dvd u would find that these kids are very much authentic friends, skaters, etc. larry actually met them in LA and told them he wanted to make a movie about them. The basics of the movie are real aside from the celebrities and whatnot.

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AMEN. The mexicans, and yes they are so shut the *beep* up anyone who denies it. are ugly, and more likely to steal a skateboard than ride one. The movie is typical Clark Pedophlia thathe tries to pass off as Art. A pedophile in a Directors Shirt.

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you missed the point of the OP. there was no racist *beep* in the OP that you decided to spew and agree on in your own. if you watched the movie, they were not mexicans, it was stated numerous times in the movie that they weren't. the rest of your post isn't even worth commenting on.

if you don't like clark's work then you're a fool to of watched a movie that was made by him knowing head on that you didn't like his work.

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everyone needs to chill.

all of your comments are very interesting.

i am watching this movie (as we speak) with an open mind. i am bored stiff though.

sorry to who this might offend, but i too am waiting for something to happen. yes, their voices are annoying and i find myself involuntarily switching off when most of them speak- wherever they come from.

could they NOT have given these boys some lessons prior to this thing?

oh and not every film made in this style is automatically a masterpiece.

i hope this gets better.

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i didn't like this movie either. i was expecting something along the lines of Clark's previous films to date (Kids, Bully, Ken Park) but it wasn't really on par with them. in general, this movie was quite boring, especially if you enjoyed the hip hop genre in Clark's other movies- the music is dreadful!!

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