favorite quotes?
molly: mom set me up with a total tool. the first thing he says to me is "I was hoping you'd look more like your mother."
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Ahhh, crabs the ferrets of the sea.
Laz's dad: let me stand up so the monkeys can fly out of my butt!
Thank god you're here! Grandma's been raped! - Mr G, Summer Heights High
"Can you paint my toenails? That way when Im alone in bed I can pretend I'm with a woman....................Tonight I'll probably be pleasuring myself to my own feet"