WHERE IS THE RIFLE???????

I'VE BEATEN THE GAME SEVERAL TIMES, GOTTEN ALL THE OTHER WEAPONS, ALTS, ITEMS, AND CHEATS, BUT AFTER TWO YEARS I STILL CAN'T FIND THE RIFLE. MY LIFE WON'T BE COMPLETE UNTIL I FIND IT. HEH HEH HELP ME OUT, FOLKS.

'IF A TREE FALLS IN THE WOODS...DID IT REALLY FALL?'