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Things you learned from watching this movie

posted 15 years ago by Nevermore333
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1) The hottest girl in your high school probably works as night security for an evil lab corporation.

2) 12 year olds can build flame throwers.

3) When rats get cooked over an open flame, they get extra oily.

4) Always carry mountain climbing gear with you when infiltrating a lab.

5) When sneaking into a building, always use loud motorcycles.

6) Security working at a top secret facility can be easily seduced by a teenage skank.

7) They teach 5th degree black belt karate in every public school in case of zombie outbreaks.

8) The S.W.A.T uses army tanks.

9) If you give a zombie the cold shoulder you will get the back of your head bitten off.

[–] CLOSE_6 15 years ago

Or how about

1) Return of the living dead 3 should have been the final film in this series.

[–] lobouivante 14 years ago

10) zombies *DO* die with a bullet into their head

11) zombies *DO* die with three gunshots to their chest

12) mom and dad (unlike riverman) just don't give a dam

13) hispanic people always forget to look back after pounding a zombie and before entering into an elevevator

14) no tits... wtf!?!?!

15) uncle charles just doesn't give a dam

16) it's always cool to see children dying

17) if you are driving with a zombie as right front seat as a passenger, if you have an accident he will just not be there anymore after you wake up

18) trioxin zombies are no longer indestructible, if they didn't speak, think (only if they are "main" characters, fight (even if they can just get a bite of an arm or head) or run (still not sure if they run on this or the third one), they would be described best as Romero's Zombie.

19) shouldn't watch the other one, but in 2 days i plan on ending watching the pentology.

20) zombies *DO* pass out if you beaten them up. (wtf)

"We can't stop here. This is bat country"

[–] mithaearon 12 years ago

21) Ellory Elkayem shouldn't direct movies.

22) Steve Scarduzio and Anatoly Fradis shouldn't produce movies.

23) Romania shouldn't double as America.

24) Everything is ultimately about world domination (according to Uncle Charles)

25) Triple jointed Sagittarian gymnasts are good to get it on with whilst at work....Apparently.

26) Always apologise to a zombie when you run them over.

27) There are a lot of Eastern European accents in American schools.

28) Whilst the dvd cover proclaims "how do you kill what is already dead?" the answer apparently is a shot to the head or three to the chest. Take that Trioxin Zombies. All that wasted life in parts 1-3 when all that had to do is that.

29) In the goofs section for this it would be easy just to list "This movie" rather than all the actual goofs.

30) Uncle charles has learnt not to pull silly faces when the wind changes direction.

-Mithaearon, deep in The Medway Delta
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