Peter Coyote: It Burns When He Pees
I kept wanting one of the characters (any character) to tell Peter Coyote to wipe that f_cking grin off his face. What the hell was up with his pained Fire Marshall Bill smile through the entire film? Urinary tract infection? Kidney stone? Stroke? Botox? Bad acting? Even when he was delivering somewhat serious or "dramatic" dialogue, he still had that smirk. I guess that was his way of playing evil. Thinking about it, it kinda makes sense. Always stay away from people who smile all the time. Especially when those people knowingly work with zombies and are suspiciously vague when you ask them about your parent's untimely death.
But, anyway, you know you're in trouble when the veteran actor in the film delivers the worst performance.
"I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture."