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YOU THERE! Puritanical chest beater!


Yeah you, that's right. You're not fooling anyone with your shallow ranting. You know you came here to somehow cathartically purge yourself of the fact you did indeed enjoy watching the humans having (cue dramatic music)...SEX . The more vocal among you probably even......MASTURBATED whilst viewing the aforementioned carnality.

Just wanted to let yas in on a secret. This is the process by which you came to be a member of this silly race.

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It's only ridiculous if you expect mainstream actors to participate in real sex on screen. If that was the norm than we'd end up with a bunch of talentless hacks.

We don't expect them to really get shot, really hit one another, fall down cliffs or be other wise injured or maimed. We don't expect them to really give birth onscreen, blow their nose, take a pee or take a crap.

If you really expect main stream actors to really have sex on screen than odds are you haven't had that much sex yourself and just require the titillation.
Half the time naked simulated grinding is a distraction from the real story already.
So why do we need the real thing?
For every movie like ...say..Damage (1992) that actually requires sex for the story, there's a dozen that throw it in just because they can with no true enhancement to the actual plot.

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Lol instead of actually replying to a comment by one of these "puritanical chest beaters", you create a topic replying to an imaginary response to the movie. I bet you were watching the movie and thought "haha in your face puritanical chest beaters!" then hopped online to type this. The end result is you debating with imaginary opponents.

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