YOU THERE! Puritanical chest beater!
Yeah you, that's right. You're not fooling anyone with your shallow ranting. You know you came here to somehow cathartically purge yourself of the fact you did indeed enjoy watching the humans having (cue dramatic music)...SEX . The more vocal among you probably even......MASTURBATED whilst viewing the aforementioned carnality.
Just wanted to let yas in on a secret. This is the process by which you came to be a member of this silly race.