See, it didn't even pull off the "so bad it's good" type of flick. It was just random scenes thrown together, then called a movie. And I love when a movie is bad on purpose, but this TRIED to be good, and just failed.
An action movie with no action, a porno with no penetration, and 25mph motorcycle riding don't add up to a good movie. As in, there was literally NOTHING good about this movie. I could list all the technical merits on which this failed (writing/acting/editing), but that's not why you watch a movie like this, you watch it for the over the top moments. But this didn't even succeed at being one of THOSE movies either...a complete fail in every sense of the word...
PS: Writer, learn how to write a coherent story! Randomly flashing back and forth between current and flashback is only worth it if DONE RIGHT...just doing it to do it is a waste...
"When a girl has a heart of stone, there's only one way to melt it: just add ICE" - Cool as ice
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