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Pathetic...

posted 15 years ago by edwardholub
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This is one of the worst movies I've seen. It's trying so hard to be a cult movie it's practically whimpering. Everything about it is phony. It actually makes Dennis Hopper and David Carridine looks like amateurs. Larry Bishop can't hide his jewishness behind facial hair. He looks like Dustin Hoffman in most scenes. There is no story to follow, it's so badly written. The girls are trying so desperately to appear sexy, it doesn't work. If aliens from outer space tried to copy a biker movie, this would be the result.

There is no "off" position on the genius switch.

[–] Babylove727 15 years ago

It did have a good idea, but was poorly writen. And I agree with you Edward, I cant believe all the stars that agreed to make this movie. Michael Madsen's reminded me of a retarted Mr Blonde. All this movie was was some guy who hasnt made it anywhere in Hollywood trying to finally get a starting role. So he went out and wrote it himself. Banging every girl that comes along like hes a big stud, and the lines these girls have in this movie, 10 mins of talking about fire and f$cking, OMG.