HEY! Ive got a GREAT idea!!!!
Check this out!
Let’s get some half nekkid hot chicks; a buncha kewl old chopped-out Harleys; a coupla “B” and "C" movie actors; some smelly old biker badass types (including The KING of the 'squint & smoke Marlboros and try to look cool school of acting', Michael ( “I’m in a Million Movies a Year" ) Madsen....
...pay QT a million bucks or so so’s we can slap an “Executive Produced by Quentin Tarantino” credit over the title to coax all the Fanboys into seeing this turkey; smoke a $hitload of righteous weed, eat a little peyote, film it in da desert; get some old horn-dog hack actor-wannabee 2nd time director to helm it, and then....
....if anybody calls it a P.O.S. we’ll just say it’s an “homage” to those seminal biker flicks of the 50s - 60s!!!
We’ll all party like hell, Larry (Bishop) will finally get laid (since that's obviously the reason he "directed" this indulgent soft porn fiasco couched as an "homage" to "B-movie biker flicks" and we'll all have a great time! And the topper is we’ll even get paid for it—--SUCKERS!!!
Whattaya think?
"Stick with me baby, and you'll be fartin' thru silk!"