Quotes So Bad They're Good


"He's like a Blanket! A Blanket of Love! That's why we call him that!"

"Don't you believe in magic? Don't you believe in us? Don't you believe in neverland?" not exact but you get the idea

"The truth is a bitch! And the bitch hurts!"

I will love this movie...forever. *sigh*

The female of the species is more deadly than the male.

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But he is gay.

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this entire movie was so bad its good. what a great comedy.

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"Don't yell at me!"

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this movie sucked wind and i agree with whoever seid it's so bad it's good
it's true the movie was horreble but at the same time it was realy good
i almost choked to death on my popcorn it was so funny i was dieing laughing 8)

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Without a doubt my favorite quote is this one referencing Neverland:
"But Michael, it's in the middle of nowhere."
"Shut up, Tinkerbell!"
I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard. You just know this movie will go down as one of the campiest TV movies in history, and that's saying something.

Without trust, there is no love ~ Moulin Rouge

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"Michael, Johnny Cochran is the best criminal defense atourney in the country"
"BUT I'M NOT A CRIMINAL"
"That's just what they call it Michael"
"WELL CHANGE IT! IT SOUNDS UGLY!"


Ladies! Ladies! there's enough Jimmy D for both of you!

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Re: The boy George line: I could see a strate guy making that same joke.

But he's still gay.

Do you know that guy?
No. But he's a dick.

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Michael supposedly had a relationship with Scott Thorson, who was Liberace's lover for a few years.

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I pretty much laughed my ass off the whole time... When he got off stage and was running after his big 2001 tribute concert, the camerawork made it look like he was about to get shot or something.

"The truth is a bitch, and the bitch hurts!" - What does that even MEAN!? Hilarious.

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His dancing looked more like a quadriplegic trying out his new limbs than the most talented entertainer in the world. This movie was painful.

COOL.

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By far the "THEY JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND! IT MEANS HE'S A BLANKET OF LOVE!" line

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That line is oh so stupid. But it's also funny.

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Ipretty much laughed my ass off the whole time... When he got off stage and was running after his big 2001 tribute concert, the camerawork made it look like he was about to get shot or something.



Lmao!! Next timei watch, I will look out for that scene.

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"how do u kno he didnt did it" in reference to oj i kno it was a small thing but hilarious.
wow this movie is really bad.

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LMAO! cnice06 that line was hillarious.


Ladies! Ladies! there's enough Jimmy D for both of you!

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Cancel the surrogate was really funny , but the fact that the big goon playing Micheal Jackson was 6'4 was just unbelivable hilarious.Maybe Chris Tucker should have played Michael, If you're gonna do a comedy , do it right.

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How do people come up with this nonsense anyway? Cancel the surrogate?!! That just crazy.

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HAHAHAHAHA!!!

i'm sorry, but this movie was so bad it was *beep* INCREDIBLE! the lines were so great. i wish other people would realize how funny it is instead of taking it so seriously.

that "do you believe in magic" line made me laugh so hard when i first saw this movie

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how about

''whats wrong with sharing your bed with someone you love''

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Actually, that line sounds sickening to me, but I get your point.

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"Get me BASHIR... We're doing a DOCUMENTARY!"

I love this movie.

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Here's another favorite quote.

Michael: "I want to have lots of children, one from every continent."
Liz: "That's a lot of exes."
Michael: "You should know."

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Anything Joe Jackon said

I'm glad Obama won, but I will not jump on the Pro-Choice bandwagon

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