'She's TINY. Clara, you're big.'

OK, who wanted her to just dump the pig at that??

Shame she didn't just take him to the woodshed via a good lawyer.

Men: I'd say the same if it was reversed and she said "but honey, he's hot and you're…not." I hate cheaters.


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