Shart Idioms


Let's try replacing some common idioms with "shart" instead. I will pick a winner and shart on them once a decent list has been compiled.

Some starters:

"Three sharts in the wind"
"Two is company, three's a shart"
"Two wrongs don't make a shart"

Good luck!

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"Once a sharter, always a sharter."
"Keep your friends close, but your sharts closer."
"Kill two birds with one shart."

P.S.- I love your dedication to this message board, you're funny...

Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.

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"A shart in time, saves nine."

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"Shart on me once, shame on you. Shart on me twice, shame on me."

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