just as they were lowering his coffin into the ground . . . god as my witness, an empty packet of quavers blew past ;;sign of the cross;;
an empty packet of quavers blew past?? wots that?? thats litter and wind!!!
i laughed so hard at that part i was nearly in tears, i had to leave the room!
My favourite quotes are:-
I thought there'd been a fuse, but then I saw a bus go past with its lights on.
Well, I was doing really well, then I broke a nail and I had a fry up!
Oh never mind you did well for trying.
Trying what!? Cooking oil you fat cow!
The amount of pens we've had in this house!
You ain't no fish fool!
Am I living in a box?
caroline! get back to the diagnosis murder message board! haha.
death following her around the supermarket with a trolley . . . 'no, don't buy fire lighters love, you won't need them where you're going.'