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HAHAHAHA Does anyone else wishes they didn't waste 90 minutes of their lives by watching this crap? My God! How bad does a movie get????!!!!

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Clearly you don't watch very many B-grade horror movies. I'm not saying this was cinematic gold, but it's one heck of a step above and beyond some of the other low budget flicks to come out this year. Try sitting through 'Vampires vs. Zombies' or 'Demons at the Door' or 'Dark Wolf,' or the grand-daddy of them all, 'Despiser.'

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It is far better than Dracula 3000: http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0367677

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I'm not certain if I have the balls to sit through that one... The only thing I remember from Dracula 2000 is seeing Vitamin C's boobies.

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I said: 'Vitamin C's boobies.' Possesive Vitamin C. As in, the naked breasts of the pop-singer who goes by the name of 'Vitamin C.'

Come on, people; I know the internet has taken the place of the TV as this next generation's surrugate mother, but that doesn't excuse an inability to read.

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i am from romania... so i always wonder why all the people so-said-to-be from my country has slavic (russian or serbian or czech) names? i guess those whoever makes these films never read about one country or another wherever they place their intrigue... romania is a LATIN country, so close to Spain or France or Italy... has nothing to do or in common with slavian countries, except maybe religion ortodox or comunism but whatever... we are still latin
concerning stuff conected to dracula... it's a nonsense here... i guess we never believed in such stupid legend... i hope i said nu craps here

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Don`t wonder too much. I am sure you suprised a lot of people just by telling that french, italian and spanish (and portuguese by the way) are all latin languages. Probably most of non european (the ones who don`t speak latin languages of course) think, because of US movies, that the only latin language is spanish - hence the "latino" expression.

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Greek language also has many Latin influences (though mixed with Ancient Greek and Middle Eastern.)

-Goodnight, mother of six!
-Goodnight, father of two!

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Very interesting about being a Latin country.
As you say , from the movies we see you'd never know ...

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Worst movie I have ever seen.

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<<Worst movie I have ever seen.>>

Well, you don't get around much, then. Watch the SciFi channel, and 9/10ths of the movies on there are worse than this.

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The only good part in it was the drunken Hungarian forcing his student to get on the ferris wheel and mocking his fear. He showed more acting promise in that 2 minutes than Michael Pare has shown in 20 years.

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Damn! For a second I almost thought this was a movie version of the Gargoyles TV show put out by Disney... THAT was a good show!

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You have excellent taste, friend. Too bad we were both wrong on this abomination on film.

"Crap...crap...crap...megacrap..."--J. Jonah Jameson, "Spider-Man"

"You know, Burke, I don't know which species is worse."


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Thankfully I have not been subjected to this "film" I don' know how I would be able to cope with a Bad Garoyles movie!


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Ahhhhhhh, a quote from my very favorite movie of all time... followed by:

"You don't see them ****ing each other over for a percentage"

...Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he doesn't become a monster...

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Actually, it's "You don't see them *beep* each other over for a g-d percentage." I couldn't fit that part in my siggy.

"You know, Burke, I don't know which species is worse."

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Ah, that's right! My bad.

...Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he doesn't become a monster...

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