Great quotes


It's too bad this movie is more well-known yet. Only 36 votes on this site.

The line that I laughed the most at was:
"Don't *beep* with the Stuff!"

There were definately some other great lines... I can't wait to see this again and show some friends.

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One of teh lines that stuck.. Hump The Drum LOL

I loved this movie.

Mike

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"You can *beep* your friends, you can *beep* your instruments, but you can't *beep* your friend's instruments"

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Ya, I think I like that last one, lol. It's been my sig since I saw the movie last September.

"You can't *beep* your friend's instrument!" - The Life and Hard Times of Guy Terrifico

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The whole scene where he and his wife are getting married by the Rastafarian priest is definitely one of my favourites.

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that part was classic. "no *beep* is that what he said?!

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best part was where merle haggard called him a "Terd of a human being"

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"so ugly she made an onion cry"

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Hump the drum. I laughed till it hurt over that one.

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*&ck you for coming!!

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Best quotes, imo:

1. If you don't have the money to rent horses for your party, you don't run the risk of getting kicked in the brain..

2. Let's red light this mother$%*&#

3. Hey Buckaroos

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Hey Buckaroos! Probably a nod to Buck Owens who called his backing band The Buckaroos.

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I'm surprised no one has quoted my favorite line yet: "A country star shouldn't have to wear a cup."

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'But I don't want to do a show in Canton,Ohio-What the hell does that mean' After Merle Haggard hit him with some bad intention.

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"Gitcho' midget ass on the bus."

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