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The UK government has announced an immediate suspension of all new nuclear power stations, due to the discovery of a new, sustainable power source.

As of today, all of the UK and possibly parts of Europe will be powered by a dynamo attached to the spinning corpse of Alec Guiness.

It is believed that should the rumoured remake of "Kind Hearts And Coronets" ever be made, all other forms of power generation in the EU will be obselete.

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A remake of Kind Hearts and Coronets? Please, pretty please, for the love of whatever you hold holy, tell me you're joking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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