BEST LINE.................


I loved when Eddie first gets to the resort and he tells Carlos Mencia he is looking for Uncle Tito.

It was hysterical when Mencia says "Uncle Tito was arrested for cock fighting and I do not mean the one that involves roosters."


Like I even have to tell you guys how funny that is.

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Wait....tell us how funny that is.

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*beep* me like a black guy"

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"that's why i grew the bangs out"

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"Bitches be crazy"

"What your VCR broke"

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"do you have a PUSSY?!"
"I thought little girls like getting their nipples pinched?"

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they like me-they really like me!

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both sex scenes are funny.
eddie says"NO I DON'T HAVE A PUSSY!!"

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you are N0T the father!

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