WTF.....?

Dear Mr. Director of Vampires Vs. Zombies,
Please stop making movies. This movie (if I could really call it that) was horrible in every since of the word. I don't care if your budget was two breasts and a ketchup bottle... any glue sniffing moron with a working video camera could develop a movie far superior to this piece of trash. I'm not sure if I should return it to the movie rental store or urinate on it while its burning in the garbage compactor. Later Doods.