Something truely awful..

Overall a great review. As far as the suckiness of this movie goes Ben "Greasnin" Platt hit the stake on the perverbial head. however, he did get a few things incorrect. I shall attempt to clear things up.

The twenty minues of useless footage he mentions in the closing paragraph, are actually scenes involving The Fontaines and a doctor/nurses in a mental hospital. What these scenes are trying to lead you to believe is that Jenna is actually a mental patient in an asylum. That the world of vampires vs. zombies exists only in her mind as psychosis. They are however, poorly explained, poorly shot, horrible edited, and serve to only confuse an already confusing movie.

After Jenna and Carmilla kill the General and Mr. Fontaine, they get in the obnoxiouslt yellow Jeep Wrangler, not a Land Rover as stated in the review, and drive away. The room Jenna and Carmilla go to is supposed to be a hotel room, evidenced by the 3 on the door. There is one scene involving the father and the doctor where the doc says "Mr. Fontaine, I'm afraid your daughter ran off with one of our nurses". This nurse is of course Carmilla, but not the vampire carmilla. Because if follow what all the asylum scenes are trying to show, is that the Carmilla of Jenna psychosis is actually her nurse in the asylum. This explains why, Carmilla shows up at the end wearing a nurses uniform.

The zombies busting in the room in the final scene, I believe are intended to me you rethink the whole psychosis angle that you never really get to begin with. So the purpose if it all is just lost.

Poorly directed, poorly acted, poorly shot, poorly edited = horible movie.

-Hrothgar