I've been looking to watch some of the worst films ever made. Some would call this masochistic, but I'm talking about a certain kind of flick . . . one that makes a great party gimmick or leaves lines of dialogue in your head the rest of your life. Is this one of them? I'm talking about movies like Death Bed and Troll 2. Wonderfully, awful stuff.
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damn it, now i broke my cee-gar (or something to that effect)
you've hit the nail on the head, come on it's a lesbian love story with vampires, how could it be anything but
You better take care of me, Lord. If you don't you're gonna have me on your hands.
Yep, me and my girlfriend love laughing at these horrible movies, this is one of our favorites. So horribly written and acted, you'll laugh and have plenty of lines to say for the next month.
A few others I encourage you to watch (I've watched hundreds, these are favs)
--Mr. Jingles
--Redneck Zombies
--Zombiez (Yes, spelled with a Z on the end)
--The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made (Yes, actual title)
--Killjoy
Those are the best off the top of my head
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I did. All it says is Spoilers! Spoilers! Spoilers! Spoilers!
"People should know when they're conquered" - Quintus
Unless it received the MST3K treatment I dont think its got a chance of being funny its just sad. It' a little obvious a pun but its got to be done- it sucked.
The box, you opened it we came.
for *me* it was so bad that i sighed a lot.... it's just not worth it to me. i've seen "so bad it's funny". *this one* isn't one of 'em.
sorry
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When I wander around IMDb reading posts on other boards titled "worst movie ever", I think back to this movie and recall that Vampires vs. Zombies may in fact be the modern-day holder of the title. As such, I'm often eager to beat certain posters about the head with a stout branch when they throw the old "worst movie" comment around freely without ever having seen this little piece of crap.
shareI feel sorry that you need help taking the piss out of movies.
My and my mate had great funny laughing at this and making up our own funny commentary.
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Even if you hate Uwe Boll, give Postal a try, be offended or entertained.
when I watched this with friends, we were laughing so hard through the whole movie I almost blacked out..really lol.
shareI met the director some years back when it came out on video--he was a pleasant guy-enthusiastic, cheerful. Told me about a film he had planned involving a vampire queen, redneck sheriff, and hallucinogenic spaceship debris.
As for one of the worst films ever made--try the Keeper. Starring Christopher Lee.
It, like V vs Z, was made in British Columbia.
It is truly horrible--but its not really so bad its funny. It doesnt have the imagination to try to be inventive and when they got bored they started to throw in some bad slapstick comedy.
It was so bad they couldnt even get a distributor and it was never released to cinemas and only showed up on canadian tv probably because the government paid for it.