Soft Porn


This movie would have been better made as a porn. The music is techno, the lines are cliche and tacky, and the girls all wear heels. You can tell that the budget for this movie is only able to cover the bare minumum because the scenery does not fit (think more "vacation" than college, and more "comedy/love" than "horror".) Even worse than the scenery, is the attempt flash backs through multiple scenes for a good portion of the time. It made me think that the director either thought his veiwers had amnesia or that he just wanted us to suffer through the same intolerable cheap shots. This movie, which has a pair of vampire fangs on the cover does not even show any fangs until the last 5 minutes of the movie. I can tell you that the women are beautiful but the plot is made up of horrible cliches and even worse lines. For example, Barbara Crampton plays a pious and virtuous teacher who tells her student Christine that she must spy on the "bats" but at the same time must not be pulled into their seductive and wicked ways. This would have been an okay plot except for that most of their "wicked ways" contained scenes of sex with women, men, and more women in which they dont even remove bra or panties. To say the least this director does not have one memorable movie to his name, which is not that suprising considering this blatant disaster. Overall the movie deserves 0/10 stars and every copy should be burned immediately to relieve the public of this embarrasment.

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omg so true xD

i bought this thinking it was a lesbian movie about vampires xD

little did i know by "lesbian" they meant the most obviously straight girls on earth grinding up against guys and looking painfully awkward getting close to girls xD

i couldnt even watch the softcore poen bit, i thought it would b hot, but i was actually so turned off i ended up turning the movie off xD haha
cant believe i wasted my money hiring this out :'(
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The 2 scenes are Youtube are Hott enough for me.

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