Worst judges EVER!


The judges sucked ass

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That chef judge was ok.. that food critic from the harvard lampoon is a jackass.. he's so rude.. but when you think about it, they had rude evil judges on the original.. he's like the american male version of Asako Kishi.. i think he just comes off meaner because its actually him speaking and not a translation.. if i knew japanese and saw the original iron chef without subtitles id probably hate Kishi as much as i hate him

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Frankly, that one food critic, Jeffrey Steingarten, was the only one worth salt on the panel. IMODO, anyways.

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OMG you're so right. Even the long-haired guy who was supposed to be the 'expert' food critic (he appeared in two episodes so far) was *soooo* bad!

The only celebrity judge I've seen so far who's been OK is Paige Davis.

I was actually embarrassed watching the judges - I can just imagine the Japanese Iron Chefs thinking they were voted down by people who have no idea what quality tastes like.

I was particularly irked by that actress - don't remember her name, but she has a recurring role as 'Lady Heather' on CSI:Las Vegas - who (during the lobster battle) gushed on and on about the garnishes but said nothing useful whatsoever about the theme ingredient. Cuz I really like her on CSI, and she plays such an intelligent character, it was disappointing to see her looking like an absolute idiot.

But AB was an inspired choice as the colour commentator - I was really impressed by his food knowledge, and he kept up a very good pace. And I gotta say the egg battle was one of the best episodes period I've seen of Iron Chef. Wolfgang Puck and his team were very entertaining to watch.

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I'm watching the show right now and it does not hold up to the original. I'm a fan of Mark Dacascos as an actor but he's not to great on this show. The show is also cheesy and the hosts are very bad. I'll stick with the original. Trout is an interesting battle none the less.

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I think the judge with the long hair who hated Sakai's fish Ice cream was a hobo that they picked off the street. That's how bad the judge selection was.

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I thought Ted from Queer Eye did a really good job judging. He's actually a food critic.

On, the other hand, Big Pussy as a judge sucked.

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Agreed, I HATE THAT HARVARD GUY! He acts like his sh*t don't stink, like his oppinion is better than everybody elses. Like he is the only judge on the show that has an oppinion that matters. God I HATE CRITICS! *sigh* but I suppose it can't be helped, all critics act like that, he reminded me of a lot of people on imdb (joke).

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I liked Ted Allen, too ("Fruits de Mare")--who were the other three? The woman, especially, was revolting. As soon as the identity of the judges was revealed, I felt bad that professional chefs had to be subjected to this. What's next--the "Hollywood Squares" crowd?

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Fuggin' Vincent Pastore yelled out: "MADDDONEE!" at da top of his lungs during da broadcast. Dat *beep* can have sex wit my daughta any day of da week after dat. *beep* comments about da custard waz uncalled for tho; *beep* *beep* needz to realize dat Wolfgang Puck deserves the same respect as anyone else--like dat *beep* tho.

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Vincent Pastore might be the most full of himself, overated piece of crap ever. I hope the Soprano producers called him big pussy because that's what he is. I've always wondered that, and even if not, the name fits perfectly.


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LOL. What are you people in this board complaining about? In the Japanese version there were idiot judges as well but I bet most of you still watched the Japanese version. Remember the musicians? The baseball announcer? The actors? How about you regular bimbo actress aka bimbo dejour? *Yeah those people are qualified as food experts*

I remember in the Japanese version this one bimbo actress had a crush on Sakai, and Kaga asked what he wanted to do with him, she said she wanted to take him home with her. I cringed when I heard that, I thought she was suppose to judge on cooking and somebody needs to remind her that the show is called Iron Chef not Elimidate.

So basically, the Japanese version had questionable judges and judging as well.

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it's not just their decisions, it's also how they look or sound. They sound absolutely retarded when they talk, for some reason, fat white people look less professional than fat azn people >.>

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