What is this movie ?



Anybody out there know anything about this project ? Just saw it posted today.
Assuming it's a martial arts/action/adventure flick but I don't recognize anyone else's name except Seagal.

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It's about a deadly glass of iced tea, called Clementine. If you drink the tea you'll lose your hair, start using weave, stunt-doubles, put cars onto the cover of a movie that doesn't feature cars, get married MANY TIMES, get dubbed by people who don't sound like you, wear the same damn LEATHER jacket all the time, put rappers into your movies, gain lots of weight,squint, and lose control of your bowels at the drop of a hat. Needless to say, Seagal gets his hands on the Clementine. Sound like another winner!

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Brilliant, just brilliant! But you left out "have your body create pheromones to still keep your fans coming for more". Agreed, the pheromones is a personal theory of mine, but how else would you explain the guy still has fans?

Oh, and the deadly part of the substance is just wishful thinking, right?

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Haha, too true. But you guys also missed out getting an obsessional hard-on for a Browning Colt-Wannabe pistol featured in just about every single film Seagal stars in.

Go to the loo, 'cause all the *beep* is coming out your mouth instead of your a-hole...

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how long seagal in this

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Its already out on DVD, i think its a Korean movie. You can get it off ebay for about 5 bucks on DVD. I havent seen it yet either, but its supposed to be a sort of illegal underground fighting tournament type movie. Lets hope Seagal does his own stunts and fighting this time around.

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hope so and lets hope thats he talks with his voice because some of his late movies its not him its some one else in some parts i dont hate him i have everyone of movies even his latest one his movies r all good.

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How sad for a once great movie maker Seagal to come out with this crap. My favorite was "Marked for Death" Now there was some great bone crunching! But this movie is pathetic! I can't believe I bought it off of e-bay for $9.95 and shipping made it more! I have not idea where this once great actor is going, I have all of his dvds and am still a fan, but who knows for how long? If he comes out with one more like this one I can always go to the park and throw the discs like frisbees for my dog?

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