Higglytown Zeros

This show is great for kids and I'm glad mine watch it, but it's just asking to be made fun of.

"This calls for a Higgly town zero!"

"I'm the Bus driver as you can see
I don't shave and I smell like pee
I drive this bus all day long
and by body odor sure is strong!

I'm a higgly town Zero bold and good
I drive my bus not quite like I should
I spiked my coffee to tell the truth
Now my Java's forty proof!"

"Could you be arrested if they ever drug tested?"
"I'll be pretty as a peach 'cuz I'll just drink some bleach"


Oh and what happens when they visit the local strip club, the Higgly Jigglies?

Wow I got a million of em.

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Babies:
Fun to make
Even more fun to eat