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I'm an autistic virgin and I'M PROUD OF IT and here's why....

posted 8 years ago by SuperNostalgicBrother
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Today, I just came out as an autistic virgin and here is why. I hate it when people try to run my life especially my sex life. Yeah, so I'm not a ladies' man, but I still have the drive of finding the perfect woman for me. I'm still sick and tired of settling for less and I'm also sick and tired of people telling me that I need to get laid. I need to find a woman that fits my criteria and at the same time improving myself through exercise and other activities. I still want a brunette, brown eyed woman though and maybe it'll happen, but first, I gotta stop listening to people and their negative attitude. Even if people will say that, "It's NOT going to happen", it only makes me want to pursue the woman of my dreams even more! If I learned nothing else, it is that you never say never because it might happen when you least suspected. Just like I did with my weight loss a decade ago and with vintage classic games, I will not give up on my pursuit on my Valerie Perez-Linda Cardellini hybrid dream woman with the qualities with the women I just mentioned. If you're going to disagree on my pursuits, that's fine, but at least be an adult about it not be a bratty teenage girl! They said the same things to many important people like Albert Einstein, Dan Aykroyd, Steven Speilberg, and Bill Gates and guess what happened....they pursued their dreams and didn't let negative people put them down in their "place". I'll be doing the same and if you guys are going to be negative about it, I suggest you drop me as a friend because I don't hear any negative *beep* anymore!!!!!

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[–] !!!deleted!!! (19664510) 8 years ago

You are one seriously disturbing and mentally ill individual. Someday, you will end up in prison for stalking Valerie. There's a reason she ignores you--you're crazy, creepy and abnormal.

[–] wylierichardson-966-922691 8 years ago

Jason, I am sorry about that 'hate' post that some random guy used against you. Even tho I don't know you or have met you, I can appreciate your honesty; it's not always easy owning up to who we are, flaws and all.

You aren't making it clear how you are pursuing your romance-related goals, so it's hard to say one way or the other how likely you will be in finding love. There are so many tired cliches about love - i.e. "Just be yourself!" and "It will happen when you least expect it!". Yeah, I don't need to hear those any more either!

Sometimes people are just plain clueless about these matters. I once was at a small party at a friend's house, when I was about 17. The guests were two committed couples... and yours truly (going solo). There was kind of an awkward moment when they realized "oh, wait a minute - you're the only single / unattached person here!" The host's girlfriend then tried to salvage the situation by giving me this bit of advice: "Oh, you know the thing to do - go to a school dance, and have the DJ dedicate a song from you to a girl." I am sure she meant well, but it pretty much fails the logic test. Why does a DJ have to be used as a middleman at a school dance? Anyone who has ever been to one knows that the students simply gather up the courage to ask each other to dance.

[–] !!!deleted!!! (19664510) 8 years ago

My post wasn't random. He has been stalking a woman named Valerie Perez, who is scared *beep* of him.

[–] Hows_yer_arm_john 8 years ago

I fn "hate" posts' like this.

[–] pheu 7 years ago

"my Valerie Perez-Linda Cardellini hybrid dream woman".

I love your strong cope mechanism.
Keep up like that and you'll never need to buy condoms.

But at least, you have a nice basement and I'm not even joking.
Still better then nothing.

edit : I googled Valerie Perez and it's a comic book character... :jordan:

[–] chipsforsell 7 years ago

I'm autistic too, but not virgin. Autistic people can get laid. It's possible!